Teehee!

[eternallove]

I can't wait for college....

I'm gonna tell you about my younger days
When my health was good but my mind was crazed
By chemical interactions in my brain.

Yes, I got high, you know it's true
But what I'm gonna relay to you
Will keep you just like me from going insane

Cuz' you know:
Beer is good for you
Beer is good for you (yes it's true)
Beer is good for you

Keep of Crack, Speed or Smoke
You'll just get dumber with every toak
Rocks in your head
No wonder it's called stoned

Your heart beats fast
Eyes as red as hell
The monkey just gets bigger tail
Your money, lungs and mind will all be blown

But you know:
refrain
refrain

Dope carnivals inside your head
Can turn into freak shows instead
Beautiful and exotic,
Paranoid and psychotic

Don't get angry don't lose hope
Just because you can't use dope
You can always make a root
At good case of bear

Cuz' you know:
refrain
refrain

Dark alike it's brown as honey
Worth it's weight in gold or money
Oh, baby beer is good for you

Gives your tongue a tingle
And your mind a buzz
You wake up in the morning
With the mouth full of fuzz
Oh, baby that beer is good for you

Cuz' you know:
refrain
refrain

Not as good as sex
But it's better than jail
Hookers cost and so does bail
Oh baby, beer is cheaper too

So tell the man behind the bar
B.E.E.R.
I'm telling you
Beer is good for you

Cuz' you know:
refrain
refrain