Soră, I saw someone today. She had
pretty pink hair, but she kept calling people pets. I don't really think I want to be a pet, but I have a present for you. They're kind of noisy, but we can take care of that, can't we?
Happy Birthday, Soră.
[OOC; Anyone who commented on
this post at Poly Extra, who is still willing to be smacked around by some kids? Consider yourself kidnapped for an evening.]