Oct 08, 2006 22:41
Ummm...yeah.
So, my parents and my grandma have went to the movies (an Indian movie) so I get some time to myself for a change. Anyway, my future husband is in town (Roy Khan) and my idol, too (Simone Simons) and I get to stay home and study for the SATs rather than witness this massive musical alliance.
I volunteered at the Hospital yesterday where this guy I work with opened my eyes to the strangeness and obsession of the world. He told me about this guy he knew, and this is how the conversation went:
Him: You know how he studied for the SATs?
Me: How?
Him: His mom took him to a hotel and locked him there for a week.
Me: WTF?!?
Him: I mean, she gave him food and all, but still.
Me: ...
Him: Yeah. He ended up getting a 2400.
Me: *shocked*
HOLY! What part of that story isn't surprising?
The apparent child abuse?
The 2400?
OMFG.
And this other guy there got a 2230. But his GPA is 2.66. That's really sad to me. I never thought I'd meet someone lazier than I am. But hey! All hope is not lost.
Ahhh...school. It will be the cause of our ruin, I tell you.