A day in the life...
*************Approved by C4C Dolan***************
Back in 1993 Andrew Sypula and I were kidnapped and held captive in a 30ft deep hole in the basement of an unknown warehouse in the middle of Hoboken, NJ. We were held captive until we designed the world’s ultimate full body workout. After 63 months of scraping through dirt and eating diseased rats we had constructed the ultimate workout. Using our own workout we were able to unleash the superhuman beasts within and scaled/flew out of the hole and unleashed a fury of kung-pow on our captors. Chuck Norris later wrote us a letter of commendation on our amazing workout, which he personally used to obtain his bearded strength. Oh and Cadet Carberry too. So take our workout seriously to obtain supernatural strength and ace the PFT and break many a upperclassmen.
Just a general full body workout, which may help organize some of your physical activity to better enhance your experience.
Thank you for your time and consideration.
Very Respectfully,
Jonathan E. Stephenson, C4C USAFA
Cadet Squadron 28
************************************Message approved by C/Lt Col Steve Crosbie******************************************
Fourth Class Cadets,
Tomorrow your meeting is in F-1 at 1630. You will fill in from the front and be at attention at 1630. Be in good uniforms and impeccable decorum. See you there.
Very Respectfully,
///Signed///
C2C Lawrence V. Melnicoff
Wing Training NCO
AETC CIC
CS-14; USAF Academy
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2010,
It is advisable to be well hydrated for tomorrow’s briefing.
Josh
Thank you for your time and consideration.
Very Respectfully
Joshua A. Lapso, C4C, USAF
Cadet Squadron 39
President, Class of 2010
********************Approved by C/CMSgt Alex Pedersen********************
Wing-
Last night I lost my ring somewhere between Haps and my room. It has the black onyx with the diamond inlay. If you have seen it please let me know and I’ll buy you dinner or something. Oh and don’t forget women’s gymnastics tonight and men’s b-ball and wrestling tomorrow. Thanks.
Very Respectfully,
C1C James Gilchrist
4th Group Director of Support
Section 8 Co-chair
Weight Room CIC
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2010,
Be in the SAR at 0700 Tomorrow Morning. Uniform is UOD. Do not be late.
Thank you for your time and consideration.
Very Respectfully,
Cadet Third Class Tyler Brummer
C-2 Element NCO
Cadet Squadron-28 "Blackbirds"
United States Air Force Academy '09
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2010,
Sorry for the last minute change. Be in the SAR at 0630 tomorrow morning. Make sure everyone knows and is there.
Thank you for your time and consideration.
Very Respectfully,
Cadet Third Class Tyler Brummer
C-2 Element NCO
Cadet Squadron-28 "Blackbirds"
United States Air Force Academy '09
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Sorry for the email everybody, but that tune that’s used to communicate with the aliens is stuck in my head, and I’d like to watch it. If anybody has that movie, can you hit me back? Thanks!
Jonny
Back in 1993 Andrew Sypula and I were kidnapped and held captive in a 30ft deep hole in the basement of an unknown warehouse in the middle of Hoboken, NJ. We were held captive until we designed the world’s ultimate full body workout. After 63 months of scraping through dirt and eating diseased rats we had constructed the ultimate workout. Using our own workout we were able to unleash the superhuman beasts within and scaled/flew out of the hole and unleashed a fury of kung-pow on our captors. Chuck Norris later wrote us a letter of commendation on our amazing workout, which he personally used to obtain his bearded strength. Oh and Cadet Carberry too. So take our workout seriously to obtain supernatural strength and ace the PFT and break many a upperclassmen.
Just a general full body workout, which may help organize some of your physical activity to better enhance your experience.
Thank you for your time and consideration.
Very Respectfully,
Jonathan E. Stephenson, C4C USAFA
Cadet Squadron 28
************************************Message approved by C/Lt Col Steve Crosbie******************************************
Fourth Class Cadets,
Tomorrow your meeting is in F-1 at 1630. You will fill in from the front and be at attention at 1630. Be in good uniforms and impeccable decorum. See you there.
Very Respectfully,
///Signed///
C2C Lawrence V. Melnicoff
Wing Training NCO
AETC CIC
CS-14; USAF Academy
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2010,
It is advisable to be well hydrated for tomorrow’s briefing.
Josh
Thank you for your time and consideration.
Very Respectfully
Joshua A. Lapso, C4C, USAF
Cadet Squadron 39
President, Class of 2010
********************Approved by C/CMSgt Alex Pedersen********************
Wing-
Last night I lost my ring somewhere between Haps and my room. It has the black onyx with the diamond inlay. If you have seen it please let me know and I’ll buy you dinner or something. Oh and don’t forget women’s gymnastics tonight and men’s b-ball and wrestling tomorrow. Thanks.
Very Respectfully,
C1C James Gilchrist
4th Group Director of Support
Section 8 Co-chair
Weight Room CIC
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2010,
Be in the SAR at 0700 Tomorrow Morning. Uniform is UOD. Do not be late.
Thank you for your time and consideration.
Very Respectfully,
Cadet Third Class Tyler Brummer
C-2 Element NCO
Cadet Squadron-28 "Blackbirds"
United States Air Force Academy '09
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2010,
Sorry for the last minute change. Be in the SAR at 0630 tomorrow morning. Make sure everyone knows and is there.
Thank you for your time and consideration.
Very Respectfully,
Cadet Third Class Tyler Brummer
C-2 Element NCO
Cadet Squadron-28 "Blackbirds"
United States Air Force Academy '09
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Sorry for the email everybody, but that tune that’s used to communicate with the aliens is stuck in my head, and I’d like to watch it. If anybody has that movie, can you hit me back? Thanks!
Jonny