Let's hope next time I'll be smarter about this. Until now, more drabbles. PS should I have typos I'll give you my first born to point them out to me.
"You do know what you're doing?" Rukia said.
Orihime grinned at her, "I do." Well, she'd never taken a driving lesson before, but she'd played enough racing games and was sure she could figure that out.
"And you've done this before?" Rukia pressed.
"Not exactly like this," Orihime said thoughtfully. "But close enough."
Times like this made Rukia wish she understood the human world better.
"How about we just walk?"
Orihime nodded seriously. "The aliens ate all the wiring so the car won't work. We need to find them and tell them what they did so they can use their laser healing beams to fix it. And apologize because they're nice aliens from Mercury, not mean ones from Mars."
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Nami looked entirely too satisfied with herself. So what, Zoro figured she was thinking, if Sanji was glad to be her whipping toy and Luffy was too stupid to feel insulted for being one over, she has all the men outside, naked, while she and Robin are snickering and enjoying the view.
Thinking that made him even more annoyed, so he grabbed his captain, and thought, which he'd later admit to himself was foolish, I'll give them something to watch, and pulled Luffy into a kiss with tongue.
Luffy, being Luffy responded eagerly and dragged the nearby Usopp in and began to make him yelp by, what Zoro figured, molesting him.
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"Not stalking Li today?" Smellerbee deadpanned and exchanging a doubtful look with Longshot.
"He's cramping my style," Jet said with great dignity.
"I'd like to believe you, Jet," Smellerbee said and then shrugged nonchalantly, "but I know you. Longshot agrees with me."
Jet decided not the dignify that with a response, but only because he knew if he kept insisting he was over follow (NOT STALKING) Li, then Longshot would get the truth out of him quickly. Damned Li and his uncle weren't home that day and Jet couldn't find them.
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Katara paused, blushing wildly and planned to run away as quietly as she could. But then Jet moved his hands down lower on Zuko's back and she found she couldn't look away.
Wouldn't, maybe.
The way the two of them pressed up against each other, the way Jet was backing him into the wall, the way Zuko made soft noises into his mouth...
Her skin buzzing she knelt down and continued to watch.
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Katara twitched, Toph laughed.
"It looks good on you, really," Toph said. "Brown is your color."
"I'll show you color," Katara said, leaning over to grab a handful of mud and throwing it at a surprised Toph.
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When he pressed into his wife, he had to think about his best friend to get the job done. The Fire Nation would need an heir, after all.
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"Do you know how to cook?" Sokka said darkly.
"I worked in a tea shop," Zuko said, narrowing his eyes. "I think I know my way around the kitchen."
"Good," Sokka said, "because you'd suck at hunting and I'm not doing everything by myself."
Zuko said nothing, because the only thing he could say was, that they wouldn't be stranded for long, and he knew that was a lie.
Sokka began to walk towards the forest before he suddenly stopped and turned around sharply, "by kitchen, do you mean that you need a kitchen to cook?"
"I'm capable of doing it with a fire," Zuko said, wishing he had an apron because he hated getting messy and he so would with raw meat.
"Great," Sokka said, walking off and saying out loud, "too bad we don't have spices."
Uncle would be very disappointed in Zuko if Zuko didn't know how to use so many plants around him to enhance taste.
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"Do you two have to do that?" Azula said, not even looking away from her text book.
The voice wasn't warning, but mildly annoyed, so Ty Lee didn't even bother to get off of Mai, although she did stop tasting her neck to say cheerfully, "would you like to join us, Azula?"
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"Where is he?" Sasuke hissed, gripping Deidara's wrists so tightly that with just a bit more force that he'd break it. It spoke of his control that he was able to keep his strength in check, because right now he could only think about Itachi and it was driving him insane.
Deidara grinned. "That wouldn't help you."
Sasuke let out a frustrated growl and snapped his wrist like Itachi did to him nearly three years ago. But it didn't matter, Deidara was dead.
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It's not fair, Hanabi though, that Neji has such better hair than her. Neji was a boy.
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"Why, Sasuke-kun," Sakura said, giving Sasuke an appraising once over, making sure to study the way the hot pants clung to his legs and how his shirt covered his pert breasts.
"Naruto," Sasuke said darkly. "There was a bet - "
Sakura walked over to him and shoved him against the wall, her eyes light with that insane light that she always had when she was about to do something to Sasuke's poor body that would feel good and make him tired for the rest of the day, and muttered near his lips, "remind me to thank him," before kissing him.
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"What happened?" Hermione said, closing her eyes tightly, because light hurt.
"You got drunk," Luna said, rolling on top of her. "And we had sex."
"Merlin," Hermione muttered.
"Need some more?" Luna said helpfully.
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"Our room should have pictures of all our friends," Luna said, grabbing Hermione's hand and squeezing it, "because it's important to ward off nightmares."
"Why?" Hermione asked, trying not to sound doubtful, because Luna still believed in nonsense, even if it had gotten better throughout the years.
"They remind you that you're loved and you need that when it's dark," Luna said softly.
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Finn set his hand on Junko's arm and said, "I know I promised to go out on a picnic with you today, but I scored a date with a girl..."
Junko gave him a crushed look before turning away so he couldn't look at Finn in the face. "It's okay. I guess."
"We'll do it tomorrow," Finn offered.
"S'gonna rain," Junko said. "Can feel it in my bones."
The girl wasn't that pretty, Finn reasoned, and he'd only said yes because he was depressed because Piper and Aerrow had laughed at him after the tenth girl in a row had turned him down. Besides, it was probably just a joke on her part and she was so going to stand him up. He'd show her by not falling into that trap.
"Don't worry about it," Finn said.
"Great!" Junko said brightly and then said in a sing-song voice,. "I made your favorite kind of sandwich!"
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"We meet again," Cyclonis said, and under her calm was a storm waiting to be unleashed.
Piper moved swiftly into a defensive position. "Yes we do."
"I'm not going to let you get away," Cyclonis said and moved towards her.
"Is it because you don't want me to?" Piper taunted. "Or because you think that you can defeat me?"
Cyclonis waved her hand, her eyes flickering, and Piper fell to the ground from the force. Her cheek also hurt and when she lifted her hand to touch it, she felt blood.
"You understand nothing," Cyclonis said, her voice like ice, "and if you don't learn to keep quiet, it'll only end up with you in pain."
Piper stood up. "Do you care?" It wasn't a taunt.
Cyclonis waved her hand again, but this time Piper moved swiftly so that she ended up behind her and grabbed the other girl's wrists. "You don't have to be like this. I'm still your friend."
Cyclonis pushed her away. "You are a fool."
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"You and I are mirrors," the Dark Ace said, grabbing Aerrow's wrists in his hands and squeezing them.
"We're nothing alike," Aerrow said and attempted to get free.
Dark Ace pressed him against a nearby wall. He was still stronger than Aerrow and they were on the ground. He gave off the air of danger in a way he never had before, and Aerrow rather suspected that the Dark Ace was taking him seriously.
"We are very alike," Dark Ace said into his neck and Aerrow shivered. "You could say I am your dark reflection." He pressed closer so that Aerrow was trapped and so became so very dizzy that he was having trouble remembering why he wanted to get free in the first place. "Perhaps I should taint you."
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"Hey, Finn!" Junko called at his friend.
Finn turned around and flinched when he noticed the piece of paper in his hand. "Hey."
"I wrote a new poem," Junko said, his eyes filled with hope. "Do you want to hear it? I think it's my best one yet!"
That wouldn't be hard, Finn thought to himself, as he sucked at writing poems.
"I wrote it for you," Junko added, the faint traces of a blush on his face.
Finn grinned widely and walked over to him and set his hand on Junko's shoulder. "I'd be glad to hear it then. Also, you can warm up some pizza for us so we can eat while you read it to me."
"Great idea," Junko said. "Though we don't have any pizza." Before Finn could say anything though, he added quickly, "I could make some for us though. I know exactly how you like it!"
"It's a date," Finn said.
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"So you're the boy who my Junko can't stop writing us about!" Junko's mother said, leaning over to inspect. She shoved her glasses closer to her face and hm'd. "Well you don't have much meat on your bones... But not everyone can be as handsome as my Junko!"
"Mom!" Junko said burying his face in his hands. "You're embarrassing me."
Junko's father folded up his newspaper. "Always an odd one, our boy. Make sure to take care of him, he gets into things so easily. His mother worries."
"Uh," Finn said awkwardly, "sure."
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"I can't believe you forgot your best friends Birthday," Piper scolded, "what kind of friend are you?"
"I thought I marked on my calender!" Finn said.
"The one you never look at?" Piper said, rising an eyebrow. "Besides," she said, becoming even more annoyed, "you should know his birthday without having to look at a calender."
"Cut me some slack," Finn said, "we've been busy."
"I'm not cutting you any slack," Piper said, narrowing her eyes. "But I don't want you to hurt Junko, so I'll pretend to send you out on a mission, and you can buy him a gift. Don't screw up."
"I won't," Finn promised. "I owe you one!"
"More like a dozen," Piper said under her breath and went to break the news that Finn couldn't make it to Junko's birthday party, but he'd try and make it in time.
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"What," Watanuki said softly, twitching.
"Snape kills Dumbledore," Doumeki repeated and grabbed Watanuki's sandwich.
"You," Watanuki wailed, "are an asshole!" He wrapped his hands around Doumeki's neck and began to choke him. "Spoiling someone!"
Doumeki swallowed a bite from Watanuki's sandwich, unconcerned that he was being strangled. "It's been out for two years, moron."
"I don't care!" Watanuki said and began to strangle Doumeki with more vigor.
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Anzu was taller than him so it was easier to pretend, even if she wasn't quite so tall. Ryuuji was smaller than him and had a ridiculously complicated hairdo, even if his was a lot more ridiculously complicated.
That's what Yami no Yuugi and Seto thought and that's what they both knew the other was thinking when they kissed each other.
They also knew it didn't matter because the world was ending.
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"Damn it, get that cat away from me!" Weevil cried, waving his hands and accidently knocking over his cards. "Crap."
Rex picked up the devilish cat and cooed at it. "Don't mind him, Angel. He's just jealous he isn't as cute as perfect as you."
"You're sleeping on the couch," Weevil cried, throwing a shoe at him.
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"A daydream?" Suu asked, what's that?"
Oruha turned over on her bed, cradling the phone in her hand and closing her eyes. "It's when you think about something you love and it makes you happy."
"How do you do it?" Suu asked.
"Close your eyes," Oruha said and Suu did so. "And think about something that makes you feel warm."
Suu thought about Oruha and felt warm. "Thank you."
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"You are very attractive," Sorata admitted, dodging on of Yuuto's attacks, "and if my destiny called for a girl, I'd would chose you."
"I'm flattered," Yuuto said, just getting away from a Sorata's lightening. "Careful, my suit is new."
"I would," Sorata said apologetically, "but..."
"I quite understand," Yuuto said with a sigh.
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"Let me do that for you," Saya said, gently removing Tohru's hands from her hair.
"I can braid my own hair," Tohru replied, but she leaned into Saya's touch and didn't attempt to stop Saya from doing her hair.
"I know," Saya said, pressing closer to her than what was strictly necessary as she threaded her fingers through Tohru's soft hair. "But I want to. I'd do anything for you."
Tohru closed her eyes and neither said anything until Saya was done and had tied a ribbon in her hair with a gently-spoken, "Done."
Neither moved away from each other.
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"You look very pretty in your school uniform," Keiichi said brightly.
Kamui stared at him blankly. He didn't think he'd ever get used to Keiichi's Keiichiness.
"So," Keiichi said, sounding slightly more serious than Kamui had ever hurt him, "you shouldn't have such sad eyes to take away from that. Do you want to talk?"