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[eternal5thwheel]

Allow me to clarify something:

Marron is mine.

I do not share Marron.

The next person who attempts to abduct, kidnap, steal, pilfer, thieve, or otherwise run off with my Marron will find themselves deeply regretting the decision. If you must steal something from us, steal books. We have plenty. But do not steal Marron.

Comments

[eastern_magic]

Gateau...

[eternal5thwheel]

Ground rules, Marron, before someone carries you off slung over their shoulder.

[eastern_magic]

I can take care of myself though.

[eternal5thwheel]

Precautions, my love.

[ladyofwinter]

But what a pretty thing he is...

[eternal5thwheel]

This is not up for negotiation.

[ladyofwinter]

He'd look prettier encrusted in ice.

[eternal5thwheel]

Do not touch him.

[aibyoukaonigiri]

Okay.

[eternal5thwheel]

Ahh, Miss Tohru! How is nuptial bliss?

[aibyoukaonigiri]

I do not know. What is 'nuptial bliss?'

[eternal5thwheel]

Wedded life, of course!