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[eternal5thwheel]

Shoe problems? This is why I scorn shoes! And clothing in general!

CITIZENS OF THE CITY! GAZE UPON MY BEAUTIFUL BODY AND FORGET YOUR WORRIES!

[Private to Umi]

Miss Umi. May I have a word with you?

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[Private to Marron]

Where are you?

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[dragon_doctor27]

I somehow doubt that you removing your clothing will be helpful.

[eternal5thwheel]

If you are not wearing clothing, it cannot turn on you.

Besides, my magnificent physique will inspire others!

[dragon_doctor27]

...To do what exactly?

[eternal5thwheel]

Make themselves beautiful, like I am!

[dragon_doctor27]

You're quite full of yourself.

[eternal5thwheel]

Not at all. I have simply cultivated an appreciation for beautiful things.

[dragon_doctor27]

Including of yourself?

[eternal5thwheel]

I have worked hard to achieve physical perfection!

Perhaps you missed it before? LET ME SHOW YOU MY GLORIOUS BODY!

[dragon_doctor27]

I'm sure I'll go on in perfect contentment somehow knowing I never saw your body.

[eternal5thwheel]

It is your loss. I forgive you.

[dragon_doctor27]

I'll make note of that for later.