The joys of farting
On Tuesday of this week I had to go to the hospital for a Colonoscopy and Upper Endoscopy to see if any new polyps have appeared since my surgery last year.
I am very happy to announce that they didn't find any in the foot of large intestine I have left, the three feet of small intestine they went up, in my stomach or in my duodenum...YAY!
They have to blow air into the intestines and stomach to enlarge them enough to be able to see around clearly. I'm sure you have already guessed that once the test is complete the patient has to get the air out in one of two ways.
Apparently I am this funny while partially sedated...
Me whispering: "I farted."
cheyennerose: "Good Job, I didn't hear it."
5 minutes later...
Me whispering: "I farted."
cheyennerose: "Thanks for telling me...I didn't hear it again."
Me whispering: "I need to work on the noise factor."
Couple of minutes later...
From my behind: bbbbppppp!
Me whispering: "Ahhh much better."
I am very happy to announce that they didn't find any in the foot of large intestine I have left, the three feet of small intestine they went up, in my stomach or in my duodenum...YAY!
They have to blow air into the intestines and stomach to enlarge them enough to be able to see around clearly. I'm sure you have already guessed that once the test is complete the patient has to get the air out in one of two ways.
Apparently I am this funny while partially sedated...
Me whispering: "I farted."
cheyennerose: "Good Job, I didn't hear it."
5 minutes later...
Me whispering: "I farted."
cheyennerose: "Thanks for telling me...I didn't hear it again."
Me whispering: "I need to work on the noise factor."
Couple of minutes later...
From my behind: bbbbppppp!
Me whispering: "Ahhh much better."