Tempers...
Okay, so, I'm pretty sure that someone, somewhere, has been handing out the evil git pills to our clients to give to their animals.
I've lost count of the number of times I've had to don gauntlets, use the dog catcher, don gauntlets and use the dog catcher, manufacture tape muzzles and generally exert my super power of veterinary nurse teleportation* to the max.
I managed to avoid grevious bodily harm, but I have added to my bruise collection. Mmmm, ecchymotic.
*It's a proven thing! Nine times out of ten, your average veterinary nurse can move faster than a speeding cat/dog/bird/miscellaneous and have themselves safely on the far side of a table, sporting only minor scratches. The tenth time, of course, usually results in a trip to A&E.
I've lost count of the number of times I've had to don gauntlets, use the dog catcher, don gauntlets and use the dog catcher, manufacture tape muzzles and generally exert my super power of veterinary nurse teleportation* to the max.
I managed to avoid grevious bodily harm, but I have added to my bruise collection. Mmmm, ecchymotic.
*It's a proven thing! Nine times out of ten, your average veterinary nurse can move faster than a speeding cat/dog/bird/miscellaneous and have themselves safely on the far side of a table, sporting only minor scratches. The tenth time, of course, usually results in a trip to A&E.