"Don't call me, Don't write"
Dear Mr. Winter,
I'm respectfully requesting you go away. We did not need a blizzard yesterday. We don't need more snow today. We still have snow from awhile ago. While I appreciate that some people think your great, I do not. And really, I'm the only one that matters.
Also, I was under the impression that your good friend, a Mr. Global Warming, was to be taking up your current position. Or at least relieving you somewhat. That has not happened. Is there anything I could do to quicken his coming? Aerosol cans of hairspray? Driving twice as much? Will you tell me how to help?
However, if Mr. G. Warming will not be showing up anytime soon, can you please tell his opposition to kindly shut the fuck up about him as I don't really care about saving the planet right now. Currently, the planet is giving me a balmy -11 degrees. I don't feel the need to do anything for this planet which has apparently abandoned me. If this is Mr. Warming at work, you might ask him to change his name as it is completely inappropriate and gives people false hope.
Sincerely,
Me
P.S. - In other news, my mother is now sick (haha!) and I'm going back to work...
I'm respectfully requesting you go away. We did not need a blizzard yesterday. We don't need more snow today. We still have snow from awhile ago. While I appreciate that some people think your great, I do not. And really, I'm the only one that matters.
Also, I was under the impression that your good friend, a Mr. Global Warming, was to be taking up your current position. Or at least relieving you somewhat. That has not happened. Is there anything I could do to quicken his coming? Aerosol cans of hairspray? Driving twice as much? Will you tell me how to help?
However, if Mr. G. Warming will not be showing up anytime soon, can you please tell his opposition to kindly shut the fuck up about him as I don't really care about saving the planet right now. Currently, the planet is giving me a balmy -11 degrees. I don't feel the need to do anything for this planet which has apparently abandoned me. If this is Mr. Warming at work, you might ask him to change his name as it is completely inappropriate and gives people false hope.
Sincerely,
Me
P.S. - In other news, my mother is now sick (haha!) and I'm going back to work...