FIC RECS
Reconcilable Differences by Shalott -- clark/lex, with a tim/kon sequel, meshes DC&Smallville canon, and is one of the *funniest* stories I've ever read. Seriously, I've practically got this memorized. Batman, Bart, Cassie, Raven, & Kory also all feature.
"There's only one thing to do," Kon whispered into the phone, safe in his room with the door locked and also barricaded.
"Pretend we didn't see it and that nothing ever happened?" Tim said, sounding hopeful.
"We have to get them back together," Kon said.
"There are so many things wrong with that sentence I don't know where to begin, but how about with 'we'," Tim said.
&
They all turned slowly. Lex was standing in the doorway, hand on the wall control panel. Kon looked back at the room. The TV was still stuck on his character's bloody corpse, the windows were messed up, there was a giant green stain on the white carpet, and the dry ice was still smoking, so the place looked kind of like they'd set it on fire.
"Um," Kon said, clearing his throat. "So, on a scale of one to ten, just how screwed am I?"
"I'm not angry, Kon," Lex said. "Really?" Kon said. "No," Lex said. "I choose to take this as a cry for help."
Tim muttered, "It goes to eleven."
[...]
"We're all dead," Cassie said faintly, clutching at Bart's arm. "Tell my mom I loved her."
"Speaking of which, I think there are probably some other adult authority figures I should have a conversation with about this," Lex said.
"Wait, that's it?" Bart said. "You're just going to call our parents? No torture?" Kon threw him an incredulous look just as Tim kicked him in the ankle. "Ow!"
http://intimations.org/fanfic/smallville/Reconcilable_Differences.html
http://community.livejournal.com/sv_slash/28156.html
clex, clark/bruce (for which I have a major weakness) and oh I love, love, love Bruce in this
"There's only one thing to do," Kon whispered into the phone, safe in his room with the door locked and also barricaded.
"Pretend we didn't see it and that nothing ever happened?" Tim said, sounding hopeful.
"We have to get them back together," Kon said.
"There are so many things wrong with that sentence I don't know where to begin, but how about with 'we'," Tim said.
&
They all turned slowly. Lex was standing in the doorway, hand on the wall control panel. Kon looked back at the room. The TV was still stuck on his character's bloody corpse, the windows were messed up, there was a giant green stain on the white carpet, and the dry ice was still smoking, so the place looked kind of like they'd set it on fire.
"Um," Kon said, clearing his throat. "So, on a scale of one to ten, just how screwed am I?"
"I'm not angry, Kon," Lex said. "Really?" Kon said. "No," Lex said. "I choose to take this as a cry for help."
Tim muttered, "It goes to eleven."
[...]
"We're all dead," Cassie said faintly, clutching at Bart's arm. "Tell my mom I loved her."
"Speaking of which, I think there are probably some other adult authority figures I should have a conversation with about this," Lex said.
"Wait, that's it?" Bart said. "You're just going to call our parents? No torture?" Kon threw him an incredulous look just as Tim kicked him in the ankle. "Ow!"
http://intimations.org/fanfic/smallville/Reconcilable_Differences.html
http://community.livejournal.com/sv_slash/28156.html
clex, clark/bruce (for which I have a major weakness) and oh I love, love, love Bruce in this