2nd posting...So you wanna use a taser???
So I have been steaming about this taser thing.
I have spoken to people "in the know" and one of my consultants and I have figured out that the only way to keep these tasers and overzealous Police Officers at bay would be if the same novel idea of tasering were used in other situations.
For example:
I recommend we use tasers very similarly in the Democratic and Republican debates and conventions. Whenever a candidate exceeds their alloted time or gets a little "feisty", they get tasered, on national television, and since they are upstanding citizens, they get one freeby. Yes one free tasering, after the first one they simply go straight to jail and convicted of a felony.
In fact maybe we give Wolf Blitzer a remote taser control to each of their podiums...
Here ya go Wolf have fun:
I have spoken to people "in the know" and one of my consultants and I have figured out that the only way to keep these tasers and overzealous Police Officers at bay would be if the same novel idea of tasering were used in other situations.
For example:
I recommend we use tasers very similarly in the Democratic and Republican debates and conventions. Whenever a candidate exceeds their alloted time or gets a little "feisty", they get tasered, on national television, and since they are upstanding citizens, they get one freeby. Yes one free tasering, after the first one they simply go straight to jail and convicted of a felony.
In fact maybe we give Wolf Blitzer a remote taser control to each of their podiums...
Here ya go Wolf have fun: