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well...i just read a boook...yep..for my 9:35 class. it was fun. Anwyho initiation is tonight, its gonna be a gas lol. Im hoping we get to wear robes. lol.
On that note, have you ever wondered why the devil would want your first born son? I mean what is he goign to do with a baby, he has a flippin army of darkness...(for reference, someone asked me for help, and i said yes, for a boob grab and their first born son. Cause it sounded clever, but then i was like...why the hell do i want a kid?) any way so the devil has an army of darkness...so what would he want a baby for? well he is immortal right...so no heir is really needed. Then it came to me...SEX. Thats right, back in the day there was no baby protection, er birth control as the smart people say, so naturally thats no concern. And im sure he/she could offer her help for just one time....BUT WHY DO THAT WHEN YOU CAN DO IT UNTIL THEY HAVE A BABY? nay, until the have a son? and if the woman is infertile, yep you see what im saying. Now it might be wrong for me to be talking liek this about the devil and all but the way i see it, it makes sense. I mean the people only thought of three things back in the day- sex, violence and the church. And well they had to be sneaky about the sex, cause of the church (which is ironic because wedding ceremonies ended in bed ;)) but violence was done by the church, and well ...but i digress..
the point is the devil wants your first born son like the ninjas do, SO THEY CAN DO YOU!
On that note, have you ever wondered why the devil would want your first born son? I mean what is he goign to do with a baby, he has a flippin army of darkness...(for reference, someone asked me for help, and i said yes, for a boob grab and their first born son. Cause it sounded clever, but then i was like...why the hell do i want a kid?) any way so the devil has an army of darkness...so what would he want a baby for? well he is immortal right...so no heir is really needed. Then it came to me...SEX. Thats right, back in the day there was no baby protection, er birth control as the smart people say, so naturally thats no concern. And im sure he/she could offer her help for just one time....BUT WHY DO THAT WHEN YOU CAN DO IT UNTIL THEY HAVE A BABY? nay, until the have a son? and if the woman is infertile, yep you see what im saying. Now it might be wrong for me to be talking liek this about the devil and all but the way i see it, it makes sense. I mean the people only thought of three things back in the day- sex, violence and the church. And well they had to be sneaky about the sex, cause of the church (which is ironic because wedding ceremonies ended in bed ;)) but violence was done by the church, and well ...but i digress..
the point is the devil wants your first born son like the ninjas do, SO THEY CAN DO YOU!