oh doncha jus luv them rednecks?
I got this in an e-mail and thought it was worth a chuckle...enjoy.
Top 30 Things You'll Never Hear a Redneck
>Boy Say...
>
>30. Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen.
>29. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
>28. Duct tape won't fix that.
>27. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
>26. We don't keep firearms in this house.
>25. You can't feed that to the dog.
>24. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
>23. Wrestling's fake.
>22. We're vegetarians.
>21. Do you think my gut is too big?
>20. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
>19. Honey, we don't need another dog.
>18. Who gives a damn who won theCivil War?
>17. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
>16. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
>15. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
>14. Trim the fat off that steak.
>13. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
>12. The tires on that truck are too big.
>11. I've got it all on the C: drive.
>10. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
>9. My fiancée, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
>8. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
>7. Checkmate.
>6. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
>5. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
>4. I don't have a favorite college team.
>3. You All.
>2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Betty Mae.
>
>And, Number One is:
>
>1. Nope, no more for me. I'm driving.
Top 30 Things You'll Never Hear a Redneck
>Boy Say...
>
>30. Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen.
>29. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
>28. Duct tape won't fix that.
>27. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
>26. We don't keep firearms in this house.
>25. You can't feed that to the dog.
>24. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
>23. Wrestling's fake.
>22. We're vegetarians.
>21. Do you think my gut is too big?
>20. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
>19. Honey, we don't need another dog.
>18. Who gives a damn who won theCivil War?
>17. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
>16. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
>15. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
>14. Trim the fat off that steak.
>13. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
>12. The tires on that truck are too big.
>11. I've got it all on the C: drive.
>10. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
>9. My fiancée, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
>8. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
>7. Checkmate.
>6. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
>5. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
>4. I don't have a favorite college team.
>3. You All.
>2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Betty Mae.
>
>And, Number One is:
>
>1. Nope, no more for me. I'm driving.