A few months ago, one of my freelance clients asked me to cover a mixed martial arts fight. I politely declined; it was the first time I haven't taken an assignment offered to me. First of all, just watching that stuff makes me sick. Second, I don't think I could, in good conscience, appear to endorse such an event, nor would I want my name attached to such an endorsement.
I should have said yes and just sent them this comic:
I love you, Mike & Jerry.