The moment you've so all been totally waiting for
Here are the answers, with the name of the person who guessed it first!
1. "You like them? They haven't failed me yet."
From Le Cite Des Enfants Perdus, guessed by no one because apparently quoting translations is confusing? Or you're all philistines. In the French she says, "About my beauty, men don't miss a crumb," but wtf.
2. "Did Jesus Christ say 'Can I be excused the crucifixion?' No!"
From The History Boys, guessed by lathepoet
Response quote: "I'm a Jew, I'm small, I'm homosexual, and I'm from Sheffield. I'm fucked."
3. "You got me, I'm a scout for the Gophers. I've been watching your game for a month but that story just clinched it. You got heart, kid. How soon can you be in Minneapolis?"
From Brick, guessed by devildoll298
4. "The truth is, sir, I talk to God all the time. And no offense, but he never mentioned you."
From Ladyhawke, guessed by mikewestfall
Response quote: "Oh God, is it Lent already?"
5. "You might tell a girl that you have a small bladder, it saves her from abandonment fantasies."
Playing By Heart, guessed by p_x_l
Response quote: None, because she is lazy. But devildoll298 provided "If I have to wear a tux, she has to wear a bra!" Yes, now imagine Sean Connery saying it. Goooood.
6. "It's what I have to work with."
From Hedwig & The Angry Inch. Sadly, guessed by no one. Too obscure? Should I have said, "It's a carwash, ladies and gentlemen"?
7. "I object!" "On what grounds?" "On the grounds of Brooklyn."
From Newsies, guessed by mikewestfall
Response quote: "It ain't lyin'. It's just improvin' the truth a little."
8. "Love me, fear me, do as I say and I will be your slave."
From The Labyrinth, guessed by captain_slinky
Response quote: "The air is sweet, and fragrant, and noneshallpasswithoutmypermission!"
9. "That's a rather tender subject. Another slice, anyone?"
From The Rocky Horror Picture Show, guessed by captain_slinky
10. "We're like 7-11. We're not always doing business, but we're always open."
From Boondock Saints, guessed by mikewestfall
Response quote: "FUCK! ASS!"
11. "This is a little compilation of my own making. Got some Hendrix on there, some Belushi, Mama Cass...all great artists who asphyxiated on their own vomit! You can't buy this is stores, man!"
From Hackers, guessed by orneryboy. Surprisingly, several people thought this was from High Fidelity.
12. "I have a good eye, uncle. I can see a church by daylight."
You are all going to a special level of Hell for people who don't know Shakespeare. Much Ado About Nothing, you ignorant little tarts.
13. "No one can stab a corpse and not know it!" "Really, when was the last time you stabbed a corpse?"
From Gosford Park, guessed by lathepoet
Response quote: "You Brits really don't have a sense of humor do you?" "We do if something's funny."
14. "All right, boys, let's take some pictures."
From Airplane!, guessed by p_x_l. I used her favorite gag because I knew she'd get it first :)
15. "Joy unto you, peace and serenity, you are not of the body, would you calm the fuck down already?"
From Free Enterprise, guessed by patsylives
And now for the winners...
Big surprise! First and second place go to my sister and brother, with six and five answers respectively. Runners up with four answers apiece are Toom, Mike Fireball, and Leslie. Mike also wins a special distinction for being the only person to get Ladyhawke, and Bob too for being the only one to guess Free Enterprise.
1. "You like them? They haven't failed me yet."
From Le Cite Des Enfants Perdus, guessed by no one because apparently quoting translations is confusing? Or you're all philistines. In the French she says, "About my beauty, men don't miss a crumb," but wtf.
2. "Did Jesus Christ say 'Can I be excused the crucifixion?' No!"
From The History Boys, guessed by lathepoet
Response quote: "I'm a Jew, I'm small, I'm homosexual, and I'm from Sheffield. I'm fucked."
3. "You got me, I'm a scout for the Gophers. I've been watching your game for a month but that story just clinched it. You got heart, kid. How soon can you be in Minneapolis?"
From Brick, guessed by devildoll298
4. "The truth is, sir, I talk to God all the time. And no offense, but he never mentioned you."
From Ladyhawke, guessed by mikewestfall
Response quote: "Oh God, is it Lent already?"
5. "You might tell a girl that you have a small bladder, it saves her from abandonment fantasies."
Playing By Heart, guessed by p_x_l
Response quote: None, because she is lazy. But devildoll298 provided "If I have to wear a tux, she has to wear a bra!" Yes, now imagine Sean Connery saying it. Goooood.
6. "It's what I have to work with."
From Hedwig & The Angry Inch. Sadly, guessed by no one. Too obscure? Should I have said, "It's a carwash, ladies and gentlemen"?
7. "I object!" "On what grounds?" "On the grounds of Brooklyn."
From Newsies, guessed by mikewestfall
Response quote: "It ain't lyin'. It's just improvin' the truth a little."
8. "Love me, fear me, do as I say and I will be your slave."
From The Labyrinth, guessed by captain_slinky
Response quote: "The air is sweet, and fragrant, and noneshallpasswithoutmypermission!"
9. "That's a rather tender subject. Another slice, anyone?"
From The Rocky Horror Picture Show, guessed by captain_slinky
10. "We're like 7-11. We're not always doing business, but we're always open."
From Boondock Saints, guessed by mikewestfall
Response quote: "FUCK! ASS!"
11. "This is a little compilation of my own making. Got some Hendrix on there, some Belushi, Mama Cass...all great artists who asphyxiated on their own vomit! You can't buy this is stores, man!"
From Hackers, guessed by orneryboy. Surprisingly, several people thought this was from High Fidelity.
12. "I have a good eye, uncle. I can see a church by daylight."
You are all going to a special level of Hell for people who don't know Shakespeare. Much Ado About Nothing, you ignorant little tarts.
13. "No one can stab a corpse and not know it!" "Really, when was the last time you stabbed a corpse?"
From Gosford Park, guessed by lathepoet
Response quote: "You Brits really don't have a sense of humor do you?" "We do if something's funny."
14. "All right, boys, let's take some pictures."
From Airplane!, guessed by p_x_l. I used her favorite gag because I knew she'd get it first :)
15. "Joy unto you, peace and serenity, you are not of the body, would you calm the fuck down already?"
From Free Enterprise, guessed by patsylives
And now for the winners...
Big surprise! First and second place go to my sister and brother, with six and five answers respectively. Runners up with four answers apiece are Toom, Mike Fireball, and Leslie. Mike also wins a special distinction for being the only person to get Ladyhawke, and Bob too for being the only one to guess Free Enterprise.