OMG IVE BEEN ABDUCTED!!!
http://inchelsea.blogspot.com/2006/01/inchelseacom-investigates-are-you.html
I have 48 or so of the 58 symptoms!!!
# Have had unexplainable missing or lost time of one hour or more.
yep. especially when stressed.
# Have unusual scars or marks with no possible explanation on how you received them (small scoop indentation, straight line scar, triangular marks, scars in roof of mouth, in nose, behind or in ears, etc.)
I have this weird one thats the size of a pin or needle, and used to be about as deep, (party trick - stick something in it and walk around)
Also often wake up with bruises and marks. Most probably caused by cats.
# Have seen balls of light or flashes of light in your home or other locations
Greese Lightnighting!
# Have seen beams of light outside your home, or come into your room through a window.
Torches, lightning etc etc
# Have had many dreams of UFOs, beams of light, or alien beings.
I have lotsa weird dreams.
# Have a cosmic awareness, an interest in ecology, environment, vegetarianism, or are very socially conscious.
Vego :lol:
# Have a strong sense of having a mission or important task to perform, sometime, without knowing where this compulsion is coming from.
Yeah, usually I forget what Im supposed to be doing half way through doing it, so am left with this driving compulsion but not sure why exactlly Im supposed to be doing it (or ever what im supposed to be doing)
# Have had unexplainable events occur in your life, and felt strangely anxious afterwards.
Well, once, "Zen and the art of motorcycling" fell on my head.
# Have had several strange psychic experiences - such as knowing that something is going to happen before it happens.
Often. Its called deja vu
# For women only: Have had false pregnancy or missing fetus. (pregnant, and then not)
Well this one time I was really scared I was preggers but then turned out I wasnt.
# Have awoken in another place than where you went to sleep, or don't remember ever going to sleep. (i.e. waking up with your head at the foot of your bed, or in your car)
Hahahaahahahah Ever gotten so wasted you cant remembe rwhat you did the night before? or had a bout of narcelepsy? or sleep walked? or restless sleep and woken up on the floor??
# Have had a dream of eyes such as animal eyes (like an owl or deer), or remember seeing an animal looking in at you. Also if you have a fear of eyes.
weird dreams again,
# Have awoken in the middle of the night startled.
duh. sometimes i wake up screaming.
# Have inexplicably strong fears or phobias. (i.e. heights, snakes, spiders, large insects, certain sounds, bright lights, your personal security or being alone).
yeah i used to have a phobia of ants.
# Have experienced self-esteem problem much of your life.
HeLLO!? teenager here.
# Have seen someone with you become paralyzed, motionless, or frozen in time, especially someone you sleep with.
yeah i have. was freaky but easily explained away.
# Have a memory of having a special place with spiritual significance, when you were a youngster.
what youngster doesnt??
# Have had, at any time, blood or strangel stain on sheet or pillow, with no explanation of how it got there.
uh huh. but I used to have spontanious nosebleeds, and our cats would crawl into bed with me so easily explained.
# Have an interest in the subject of UFO sightings or aliens, perhaps compelled to read about it a lot.
yeah, I also laugh alot.
# Have been suddenly compelled to drive or walk to an out of the way or unknown area.
yep. its called "adventure". Once, I rode to warrugul just becuase I could.
# Have the feeling of being watched much of the time, especially at night.
uhuh. but like i said, mental illness runs in our family.
# Have had dreams of passing through a closed window or solid wall.
weird dreams again! I could write all day bout my dreams.\
# Have seen a strange fog or haze that should not be there.
I lived in the grampians. How can a fog or haze "should not be there"? They always apear spontaniously. pretty much. I used to occasinally wake up with a fog in my room on cold mornings.
# Have heard strange humming or pulsing sounds, and you could not identify the source.
yeah. doesnt everyone.
# Have had unusual nose bleeds at any time in your life. Or have awoken with a nose bleed.
mmmuhmmmmm
# Have awoken with soreness in your genitals which can not be explained.
hahahahha there are so many explinations for such aches!
# Have had back or neck problems, T-3 vertebrae out often, or awoken with an unusual stiffness in any part of the body.
mmmuhm and sometimes, I wash my hair!
# Have had chronic sinusitis or nasal problems.
yah.
# Have seen a hooded figure in or near your home, especially next to your bed.
heheheh this ones my favorite. course i have!
# Have had frequent or sporadic ringing in your ears, especially in one ear.
yeah. hearing damage.
# Have an unusual fear of doctors or tend to avoid medical treatment.
Yeah I avoid it. Cant afford it ;)
# Have insomnia or sleep disorders which are puzzling to you.
not so much puzzling...
# Have had dreams of doctors or medical procedures.
weird dreams AGAIN!
# Have frequent or sporadic headaches, especially in the sinus, behind one eye, or in one ear.
yup.
# Have the feeling that you are going crazy for even thinking about these sorts of things.
not so much. :lol:
# Have had paranormal or psychic experiences, including intuition.
yeah. deja vu again.
# Have been prone to compulsive or addictive behavior.
at times. Teenager hello?
# Have simply heard an external voice in your head, speaking to you, perhaps instructing or guiding you.
yeah when i was a kid, I had an invisible friend who would talk to me in my head.
# Have been afraid of your closet, now or as a child.
:lol: yeah
# Have had sexual or relationship problems (such as an odd "feeling" that you must not become involved in a relationship because it would interfere with "something.")
mmmmuhmmmm.... read dear deb :P
# Have to sleep against the wall or must sleep with your bed against a wall.
well yeah... my bedhead is alighned with a wall. just like most other peoples.
# Have a fear that you must be very vigilant or you will be taken away by "someone."
when i was a kid, and one tiem when i was being stalked. *shakes fist*
# Have a difficult time trusting other people, especially authority figures.
absolutly. but, like i said, im a teenager.
# Have had dreams of destruction or catastrophe.
duh. weird dreams.
# Have the feeling that you are not supposed to talk about these things, or that you should not talk about them.
well, maybe the invisible friend thing.
# Have experienced many things in this list, and recall your children or parents speaking of similar experiences on occasion.
mmmmmuhmmmm
# Have tried to resolve these types of problems with little or no success.
yup
# Have many of these traits but can't remember anything about an abduction or alien encounter.
OMG Ive been abducted!!!!!
I have 48 or so of the 58 symptoms!!!
# Have had unexplainable missing or lost time of one hour or more.
yep. especially when stressed.
# Have unusual scars or marks with no possible explanation on how you received them (small scoop indentation, straight line scar, triangular marks, scars in roof of mouth, in nose, behind or in ears, etc.)
I have this weird one thats the size of a pin or needle, and used to be about as deep, (party trick - stick something in it and walk around)
Also often wake up with bruises and marks. Most probably caused by cats.
# Have seen balls of light or flashes of light in your home or other locations
Greese Lightnighting!
# Have seen beams of light outside your home, or come into your room through a window.
Torches, lightning etc etc
# Have had many dreams of UFOs, beams of light, or alien beings.
I have lotsa weird dreams.
# Have a cosmic awareness, an interest in ecology, environment, vegetarianism, or are very socially conscious.
Vego :lol:
# Have a strong sense of having a mission or important task to perform, sometime, without knowing where this compulsion is coming from.
Yeah, usually I forget what Im supposed to be doing half way through doing it, so am left with this driving compulsion but not sure why exactlly Im supposed to be doing it (or ever what im supposed to be doing)
# Have had unexplainable events occur in your life, and felt strangely anxious afterwards.
Well, once, "Zen and the art of motorcycling" fell on my head.
# Have had several strange psychic experiences - such as knowing that something is going to happen before it happens.
Often. Its called deja vu
# For women only: Have had false pregnancy or missing fetus. (pregnant, and then not)
Well this one time I was really scared I was preggers but then turned out I wasnt.
# Have awoken in another place than where you went to sleep, or don't remember ever going to sleep. (i.e. waking up with your head at the foot of your bed, or in your car)
Hahahaahahahah Ever gotten so wasted you cant remembe rwhat you did the night before? or had a bout of narcelepsy? or sleep walked? or restless sleep and woken up on the floor??
# Have had a dream of eyes such as animal eyes (like an owl or deer), or remember seeing an animal looking in at you. Also if you have a fear of eyes.
weird dreams again,
# Have awoken in the middle of the night startled.
duh. sometimes i wake up screaming.
# Have inexplicably strong fears or phobias. (i.e. heights, snakes, spiders, large insects, certain sounds, bright lights, your personal security or being alone).
yeah i used to have a phobia of ants.
# Have experienced self-esteem problem much of your life.
HeLLO!? teenager here.
# Have seen someone with you become paralyzed, motionless, or frozen in time, especially someone you sleep with.
yeah i have. was freaky but easily explained away.
# Have a memory of having a special place with spiritual significance, when you were a youngster.
what youngster doesnt??
# Have had, at any time, blood or strangel stain on sheet or pillow, with no explanation of how it got there.
uh huh. but I used to have spontanious nosebleeds, and our cats would crawl into bed with me so easily explained.
# Have an interest in the subject of UFO sightings or aliens, perhaps compelled to read about it a lot.
yeah, I also laugh alot.
# Have been suddenly compelled to drive or walk to an out of the way or unknown area.
yep. its called "adventure". Once, I rode to warrugul just becuase I could.
# Have the feeling of being watched much of the time, especially at night.
uhuh. but like i said, mental illness runs in our family.
# Have had dreams of passing through a closed window or solid wall.
weird dreams again! I could write all day bout my dreams.\
# Have seen a strange fog or haze that should not be there.
I lived in the grampians. How can a fog or haze "should not be there"? They always apear spontaniously. pretty much. I used to occasinally wake up with a fog in my room on cold mornings.
# Have heard strange humming or pulsing sounds, and you could not identify the source.
yeah. doesnt everyone.
# Have had unusual nose bleeds at any time in your life. Or have awoken with a nose bleed.
mmmuhmmmmm
# Have awoken with soreness in your genitals which can not be explained.
hahahahha there are so many explinations for such aches!
# Have had back or neck problems, T-3 vertebrae out often, or awoken with an unusual stiffness in any part of the body.
mmmuhm and sometimes, I wash my hair!
# Have had chronic sinusitis or nasal problems.
yah.
# Have seen a hooded figure in or near your home, especially next to your bed.
heheheh this ones my favorite. course i have!
# Have had frequent or sporadic ringing in your ears, especially in one ear.
yeah. hearing damage.
# Have an unusual fear of doctors or tend to avoid medical treatment.
Yeah I avoid it. Cant afford it ;)
# Have insomnia or sleep disorders which are puzzling to you.
not so much puzzling...
# Have had dreams of doctors or medical procedures.
weird dreams AGAIN!
# Have frequent or sporadic headaches, especially in the sinus, behind one eye, or in one ear.
yup.
# Have the feeling that you are going crazy for even thinking about these sorts of things.
not so much. :lol:
# Have had paranormal or psychic experiences, including intuition.
yeah. deja vu again.
# Have been prone to compulsive or addictive behavior.
at times. Teenager hello?
# Have simply heard an external voice in your head, speaking to you, perhaps instructing or guiding you.
yeah when i was a kid, I had an invisible friend who would talk to me in my head.
# Have been afraid of your closet, now or as a child.
:lol: yeah
# Have had sexual or relationship problems (such as an odd "feeling" that you must not become involved in a relationship because it would interfere with "something.")
mmmmuhmmmm.... read dear deb :P
# Have to sleep against the wall or must sleep with your bed against a wall.
well yeah... my bedhead is alighned with a wall. just like most other peoples.
# Have a fear that you must be very vigilant or you will be taken away by "someone."
when i was a kid, and one tiem when i was being stalked. *shakes fist*
# Have a difficult time trusting other people, especially authority figures.
absolutly. but, like i said, im a teenager.
# Have had dreams of destruction or catastrophe.
duh. weird dreams.
# Have the feeling that you are not supposed to talk about these things, or that you should not talk about them.
well, maybe the invisible friend thing.
# Have experienced many things in this list, and recall your children or parents speaking of similar experiences on occasion.
mmmmmuhmmmm
# Have tried to resolve these types of problems with little or no success.
yup
# Have many of these traits but can't remember anything about an abduction or alien encounter.
OMG Ive been abducted!!!!!