as I feel myself fall make a joke of it all

[estrella30]

I'm going to start this post off like a normal person with questions and such, but it will progressively go downhill because I just saw a picture on tumblr of zayn with his hand in liam's pocket and I had to put my head down and take a nap to deal with all the feelings I had about it

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[harriet_vane]

I have been sick in bed all day and missed the whole pocket thing and ZAYN I WILL NEVER FEEL BETTER IF YOU DON'T STOP GIVING ME THE VAPORS. He's just. His whole SELF, his face especially.

Harry was hot as shit at 16. It's terrible. I mean, he's 18 and I feel just about as creepy, given that I am as old as Caroline Flack. And yet... kind of pleased he dated her FOR REASONS.

Liam and Louis hanging out and being sporty bros together. No, that's fine, I didn't need THOSE feelings, either. I would read SO MUCH FIC where "watching basketball" is secret code for "trading blowjobs."

[estrella30]

jfc, do you have the plague? why are you still sick! thats terrible!!

I cant even, with the pocket thing. LIAMS FACE. ZAYNS HAND. THEY JUST NEED TO STOP IT. I'm too old for this. and harry with his whole I love zayns face thing. UGH. they make my life SO HARD on a daily basis. I was actually busted by my FIVE YEAR OLD yesterday because I was on tumblr and she was all OOH I WANT TO SEE THAT PICTURE OF ZAYN and I was like OMG SSH STOP IT and she goes stop what? and my husband is like, STOP BUSTING MOMMY LOOKING AT ONE DIRECTION ON THE COMPUTER.

and then I laughed and cried and went to work. TRUE STORY.

[harriet_vane]

I am always sick, it's super fun to be me.

I just saw a clip where they ask Zayn about his tattoos and Liam volunteers to explain where all of them are, and... like... There is a lot of touching. THOSE TWO. WITH THE TOUCHING. Also, the whole band trying to get Liam to say "pussy magnet" on stage and his little FACE.

I have to play it super cool with my 9th graders. They know I know who One Direction are, but they are unaware of the depths of my FEEEEEEEELINGS and I am trying to keep it that way. It involves a lot of creatively titled docs on my laptop and using a completely different browser at work than at home because I always have SOMETHING open in a tab. eg http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5q4vqXyos1ro7xap.gif

[estrella30]

ugh god the tattoo clip. YIKES.

I used to be safe when my daughter was smaller/we didnt SHARE A FANDOM practically, but she actually liked zayn the best from the beginning and its so BAD that shes so observant now and can SEE what Im looking at lol (ugh, next year she will start to learn how to READ more and nothing will be safe. god help me.)

[locknkey]

that was my son this year. I am very careful about docks with the word 'cock' in them now. :(