Wonderments abound...
The Pierced-Poet Wonder Monkey strikes again!
it's been a while since I've been poetic
so I shall write something
for you
written by me
hold on, I must think of something to write
*think think think*
alright, this is to be sung to the tune of You Oughta Know
em is so awesome
she is really cool
I'm not quite as cool,
I thought you should know
How does em get so intense?
and she's not even dense
she is quite a genius and a frieend
she likes to sing really sweet
and get up on her feet
and sometimes she will even daance
*chorus*
AND I'M HERETO REMIND YOU
OF HOW AWESOME YOOOOU REALLY ARE!
YOU'RE SO COOL!
THAT YOU HATE SCHOOL!
EXCEPT FOR CHORUS AND OTHER CLASSES THAT RULE!
YOU YOU YOU
OUGHTA KNOW!
you drink lots of chai
from the Fiields
except when it's from First Crush
Depending on where you want to go
Did you get a cookie?
For your friend named mary
She hates to bug you when you're knitting a sweater!
but you just learned to knit
so now I'll throw a fit!
Cause I can knit too, but NOT better!
AND I'M HERE
TO REMIND YOU
OF HOW AWESOME YOOOOU REALLY ARE
YOU'RE SO COOL
THAT YOU HATE SCHOOL
EXCEPT FOR CHORUS AND OTHER CLASSES THAT RULE!
YOU
YOU
YOU
OUGHTA KNOW!
*finishes*
I could've done another verse, but all that screaming makes me tired.
hope you appreciated the alanis-nee of it
:-)
I shall reciprocate with a little Gershwin. This shall be set to Summertime:
Marytime
And the smoozbism is easy
The boys are jumpin'
And their hopes are high
Mary is so rich
And she's also good-lookin'
So hush little boys now
Cuz you don't stand a chance
One of these mornings
Mary's gonna rise up singin' (in that AWESEOM belting voice she possesses!!)
She's gonna spread her arms
And smack down every guy around her!
Marytime
And the Guys Suck Club is existing
Guys are stupid poop heads
And their hopes have been dashed
Mary is hottah
And stupid guys are nottah
So hush silly boys now,
Cuz you don't have a chance!!
Ok, ok, so it was a little feministic, but hey! It was either that or Elijah Rock... and Mary Rock didn't quite cut it. ;) Ah, life is a funny thing.
it's been a while since I've been poetic
so I shall write something
for you
written by me
hold on, I must think of something to write
*think think think*
alright, this is to be sung to the tune of You Oughta Know
em is so awesome
she is really cool
I'm not quite as cool,
I thought you should know
How does em get so intense?
and she's not even dense
she is quite a genius and a frieend
she likes to sing really sweet
and get up on her feet
and sometimes she will even daance
*chorus*
AND I'M HERETO REMIND YOU
OF HOW AWESOME YOOOOU REALLY ARE!
YOU'RE SO COOL!
THAT YOU HATE SCHOOL!
EXCEPT FOR CHORUS AND OTHER CLASSES THAT RULE!
YOU YOU YOU
OUGHTA KNOW!
you drink lots of chai
from the Fiields
except when it's from First Crush
Depending on where you want to go
Did you get a cookie?
For your friend named mary
She hates to bug you when you're knitting a sweater!
but you just learned to knit
so now I'll throw a fit!
Cause I can knit too, but NOT better!
AND I'M HERE
TO REMIND YOU
OF HOW AWESOME YOOOOU REALLY ARE
YOU'RE SO COOL
THAT YOU HATE SCHOOL
EXCEPT FOR CHORUS AND OTHER CLASSES THAT RULE!
YOU
YOU
YOU
OUGHTA KNOW!
*finishes*
I could've done another verse, but all that screaming makes me tired.
hope you appreciated the alanis-nee of it
:-)
I shall reciprocate with a little Gershwin. This shall be set to Summertime:
Marytime
And the smoozbism is easy
The boys are jumpin'
And their hopes are high
Mary is so rich
And she's also good-lookin'
So hush little boys now
Cuz you don't stand a chance
One of these mornings
Mary's gonna rise up singin' (in that AWESEOM belting voice she possesses!!)
She's gonna spread her arms
And smack down every guy around her!
Marytime
And the Guys Suck Club is existing
Guys are stupid poop heads
And their hopes have been dashed
Mary is hottah
And stupid guys are nottah
So hush silly boys now,
Cuz you don't have a chance!!
Ok, ok, so it was a little feministic, but hey! It was either that or Elijah Rock... and Mary Rock didn't quite cut it. ;) Ah, life is a funny thing.