you are old
Stolen from zooph1.
The "Older People" Survey
(Meant to be completed by those ADULTS out of high school)
Tired of all of those surveys made up by high school kids?
'Have you ever kissed someone?'
'Missed someone?'
'Told someone you loved them?'
'Drank alcohol?'
Here are some questions for the people who are a little more mature...
1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
mortgage hurts the most, especially when you pay it twice in the same month. D’oh.
2. What's the best place to eat a romantic dinner?
that little café in garden city
3. Last time you puked from drinking?
not in this lifetime
4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar?
not in this lifetime
5. Name of your first grade teacher?
second grade is the earliest I remember: mrs roy
6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
sleep/ride bike
7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
misunderstood musician
8. How many colleges did you attend?
3
9. Why did you wear the shirt that you have on right now?
cuz it was cold out this morning-44 dang.
10. GAS PRICES! First thought?
first world problem
11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you...where and who?
k to san diego
12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
fuck beans.
13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
”If we don’t have patience and compassion towards ourselves, for our ignorance, delusions, stupidity, anger, and greed, we are not really going to be able to have compassion towards others either.” (the last line from the book I’m reading right before I fell asleep)
14. Favorite style of underwear?
commando
15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?
kmart special
16. What errand/chore do you despise?
lately I gotta go with the cat pans. Fucking cat tries to take a dump while I’m in the middle of changing it.
17. If you didn't have to work, would you volunteer at an art gallery?
I’d volunteer at kire’s.
18. Get up early or sleep in?
depends on the day
19. What is your favorite cartoon character?
spider man
20. Favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
anal? (fall asleep on the couch watching a movie I’ve seen a hundred times)
21. A secret that you wouldn't mind everyone knowing?
I’m a prick.
22. When did you first start feeling old?
don’t really feel old now.
23. Favorite 80's movie?
Aliens?
24. Your favorite lunch meat?
n/a
25. What do you get every time you go into Costco?
I don’t go to costco
26. Beach or lake?
[dump the body in ricki] lake
27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual that was invented by people who died at 20?
the institution of marriage is, wanting to be with someone forever is not
28. Who do you stalk on MySpace?
bands
29. Favorite guilty pleasure?
your mom
30. Favorite movie you wouldn't want anyone to find out about?
toy story 2
31. What's your drink?
juice. Orange cranberry
32. Cowboys or Indians?
Samurai
33. Cops or Robbers?
Powers.
38. Who from high school would you like to run into?
that girl that I used to think was hot. Hopefully she’s old and fat with a missing eye and sleeps in the back of a blockbuster and survives by giving handjobs to the pimply shits that work there.
39. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
103.7, but only when they’re not talking about baseball
42. Norm or Cliff?
cliff
43. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
no contest simpsons
44. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
being a prick
45. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
directly across from me is a filing cabinet and a coat rack, they treat me well. A little too quiet though.
46. If you could get away with it, who would you kill?
Julia Stiles. And then I’d dump her into a tub and fill the tub with her blood.
47. What famous person would you like to have dinner with?
Natalie Portman, because then the entire conversation wouldn’t be ‘why don’t you eat meat?’
48. What famous person would you like to sleep with?
JG
49. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
Yep.
50. Last book you read for real?
I’m currently reading ‘Reflections On A Mountain Lake’ by Ani Tenzin Palmo
51. Do you have a teddy bear?
nope.
52. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
bottom of the grand canyon
53. Somewhere in California you've never been and would like to go?
been all over bitches.
54. Number of texts in a day?
text messaging = instant fight
55. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or relationship?
career career korea KOREA!
56. Do you go to church?
no. and if there’s something special going on I’ll bitch about it for a month beforehand and a month after.
57. Pencil or pen?
PEN
58. bueller??? bueller??? bueller?
he’s home sick today
59. How many jobs have you had?
greater than six
60. What do you want to achieve in life?
enlightenment
The "Older People" Survey
(Meant to be completed by those ADULTS out of high school)
Tired of all of those surveys made up by high school kids?
'Have you ever kissed someone?'
'Missed someone?'
'Told someone you loved them?'
'Drank alcohol?'
Here are some questions for the people who are a little more mature...
1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
mortgage hurts the most, especially when you pay it twice in the same month. D’oh.
2. What's the best place to eat a romantic dinner?
that little café in garden city
3. Last time you puked from drinking?
not in this lifetime
4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar?
not in this lifetime
5. Name of your first grade teacher?
second grade is the earliest I remember: mrs roy
6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
sleep/ride bike
7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
misunderstood musician
8. How many colleges did you attend?
3
9. Why did you wear the shirt that you have on right now?
cuz it was cold out this morning-44 dang.
10. GAS PRICES! First thought?
first world problem
11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you...where and who?
k to san diego
12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
fuck beans.
13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
”If we don’t have patience and compassion towards ourselves, for our ignorance, delusions, stupidity, anger, and greed, we are not really going to be able to have compassion towards others either.” (the last line from the book I’m reading right before I fell asleep)
14. Favorite style of underwear?
commando
15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?
kmart special
16. What errand/chore do you despise?
lately I gotta go with the cat pans. Fucking cat tries to take a dump while I’m in the middle of changing it.
17. If you didn't have to work, would you volunteer at an art gallery?
I’d volunteer at kire’s.
18. Get up early or sleep in?
depends on the day
19. What is your favorite cartoon character?
spider man
20. Favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
anal? (fall asleep on the couch watching a movie I’ve seen a hundred times)
21. A secret that you wouldn't mind everyone knowing?
I’m a prick.
22. When did you first start feeling old?
don’t really feel old now.
23. Favorite 80's movie?
Aliens?
24. Your favorite lunch meat?
n/a
25. What do you get every time you go into Costco?
I don’t go to costco
26. Beach or lake?
[dump the body in ricki] lake
27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual that was invented by people who died at 20?
the institution of marriage is, wanting to be with someone forever is not
28. Who do you stalk on MySpace?
bands
29. Favorite guilty pleasure?
your mom
30. Favorite movie you wouldn't want anyone to find out about?
toy story 2
31. What's your drink?
juice. Orange cranberry
32. Cowboys or Indians?
Samurai
33. Cops or Robbers?
Powers.
38. Who from high school would you like to run into?
that girl that I used to think was hot. Hopefully she’s old and fat with a missing eye and sleeps in the back of a blockbuster and survives by giving handjobs to the pimply shits that work there.
39. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
103.7, but only when they’re not talking about baseball
42. Norm or Cliff?
cliff
43. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
no contest simpsons
44. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
being a prick
45. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
directly across from me is a filing cabinet and a coat rack, they treat me well. A little too quiet though.
46. If you could get away with it, who would you kill?
Julia Stiles. And then I’d dump her into a tub and fill the tub with her blood.
47. What famous person would you like to have dinner with?
Natalie Portman, because then the entire conversation wouldn’t be ‘why don’t you eat meat?’
48. What famous person would you like to sleep with?
JG
49. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
Yep.
50. Last book you read for real?
I’m currently reading ‘Reflections On A Mountain Lake’ by Ani Tenzin Palmo
51. Do you have a teddy bear?
nope.
52. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
bottom of the grand canyon
53. Somewhere in California you've never been and would like to go?
been all over bitches.
54. Number of texts in a day?
text messaging = instant fight
55. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or relationship?
career career korea KOREA!
56. Do you go to church?
no. and if there’s something special going on I’ll bitch about it for a month beforehand and a month after.
57. Pencil or pen?
PEN
58. bueller??? bueller??? bueller?
he’s home sick today
59. How many jobs have you had?
greater than six
60. What do you want to achieve in life?
enlightenment