(no subject)
For the record, after almost 10 months of first hand experience, I can state, unequivocally, that turning 45 is like being a car whose bumper-to-bumper warranty just expired.
How the hell did I end up with 3 doctors (one of them a UROLOGIST for Christ sake!)and a 7-day pill organizer on my desk?
I thought I was s'posed to be 20-something, smokin' dope and body surfing forever and now my greatest pleasure is getting home from work, flopping into my La-z-boy and putting my achin' dogs up.
God...I'm my father without the alcoholism.
How the hell did I end up with 3 doctors (one of them a UROLOGIST for Christ sake!)and a 7-day pill organizer on my desk?
I thought I was s'posed to be 20-something, smokin' dope and body surfing forever and now my greatest pleasure is getting home from work, flopping into my La-z-boy and putting my achin' dogs up.
God...I'm my father without the alcoholism.