Sep 03, 2006 21:44
Ok, so we have all seen those annoying Tempra Pedic commercials a million and one times. Am I right, or am I right? I'm definitely right! If you are unaware of what I'm talking about then you never cut on your t.v. J/k of course! It's the commercial for that mattress. The one where it forms to the shape of your body.
OHKAY! So they claim that these are the same mattresses used by NASA! I believe they lie! And you know what happens to liars...THEY BURN IN HELL! Revelations 21:8 to be exact. But on to my point! Why the heck would they need mattresses in space? Answer me that, my friend! Your first instinct may to be to argue the fact that they have to sleep. And yes, THEY DO! BUT there is no gravity in space. So you then may try to argue the point that they can nail/screw (whatever) the bed to the floor. This much is true. But how would they sleep on them. Taking into consideration that people float in space there is no way they could sleep on the mattress. At least I can't think of a way. Maybe they strap themselves to the bed. How uncomfortable is that? Then again, is space travel really about comfort? I think not! This entire concept baffles me. I want to know how they do it. At first I was quick to say that maybe they put the mattress under them and then just float up...but they float constantly. And well, just because the mattress is under them doesn't mean that it too won't float away. So now I'm between a rock and a hard place. How do I decide whether they use them or not. hmmmm...
It's been said that I over analyze things...I think not! lol