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[estellabolger]

Lily, hurry up, we'll have to set off as early as possible to cover enough ground today, with legs as short as ours. I know you're not a good writer yet, but I showed you how to print all the words you need. Finish up the letter and pick up your bag. Ready? Ok, then, wave to everyone!

Bye bye!

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[lilygamgee]

All right, all right, I'm hurrying. Sheesh, you are soooooo bossy!

[estellabolger]

Well, you'd be bossy too if you were trapped in the body of a child. I just hope we find a solution soon.

[lilygamgee]

Well, you'd be bossy too if you were trapped in the body of a child.

*pointed look*

Well, maybe your mun could help.

[estellabolger]

Yes, but you're supposed to be a child. I'm a woman of uncertain age, and I like to keep it that way.

We'll have a hell of a time finding her, she's an outlaw in these parts.

[sharpest_rose]

Oh, I get around. Now, why do you want to be an adult again? I made you a friggin' kid so you'd stop complaining and now you're dragging innocent hobbit children off into the dangerous wilds! I should just delete you and be done with it.

[estellabolger]

You fucking bitch! It was you who made me a kid! Turn me back into an adult right now.

Maybe I should just delete you, fucker.

[sharpest_rose]

How exactly would you do that, might I be so bold as to ask?

Anyway, I don't see why you're so huffy at me. Being a kid looks like fun.

[estellabolger]

Being your puppet sucks ass, whether I'm a kid or not. You're a lazy-ass bitch who never thinks up plot lines for me, and the minute you DO get me a plot kidnapping Merin, you take two weeks off the internet to fucking move house! Fuck you! I'm neglected!

[sharpest_rose]

Here's a plot line for you: You quit giving me such a hard time, and you and the kidlet can come live in one of my other worlds, ok? I'll even make you a grown-up again.

[estellabolger]

hmmm... what's the catch, then?

I'd like to be sixteen again, I think. That would be fun.

[sharpest_rose]

No catch. Promise. I'm giving you a chance to play in other stories, because this one never really got off the ground for you. And you can be sixteen if you want, though I can't imagine why anybody would opt to be a teenager if given a choice.

[estellabolger]

Eh. I'm hoping it'll go better the second time around. I won't make the same mistakes... except the really fun ones.

I'm ready to go whenever you are, munny.

[lilygamgee]

It is, except when you get eaten by bears. I don't like that.

[sharpest_rose]

I think it's time for you to find a new character theme, the bear deal is getting sort of old.

[lilygamgee]

Why are you so mean to me? Everyone's mean to me! Nobody likes me!

[sharpest_rose]

There's a reason.

Aw, I'm sorry. I like you a lot, Lily sweetheart. Do you and Estella want to come live in one of my other stories, maybe? With no bears, I promise.