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I've changed my mind. I don't want to adopt a child. Children are difficult, they want food with nutrients and vitamins and carbohydrates and all this other stuff; as opposed to the alcohol-sugar-caffiene cocktails I usually subsist on. Back in my day a little girl would have jumped at the chance to get plastered with her favourite aunt, but kids today don't know what's good for them, I suppose.
Lily, do you want some breakfast?
Lily, do you want some breakfast?