POI: Bear's Thoughts
For December Meme, for draycevixen: "Why Bear thinks humans are dumb."
Bear thinks two-legs spend a lot of time not-eating and not-playing and not-sleeping and not-fucking. The other things they do are useless and involve sitting and staring long-long-time and being noisy when Bear is trying to sleep. Sometimes they let him come outside! with them and fast with his teeth on the bad two-legs-his favorite-but other times they let him apport the round-yellow over and over and then give him tasty-good as a treat. Fun.
But when Bear tries to fuck the other dogs on the grass it's always no! pfui!, so Bear knows these two-legs are dumb, all right.
fast - bite
apport - retrieve
pfui! - no!
fuck - yes!
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Bear thinks two-legs spend a lot of time not-eating and not-playing and not-sleeping and not-fucking. The other things they do are useless and involve sitting and staring long-long-time and being noisy when Bear is trying to sleep. Sometimes they let him come outside! with them and fast with his teeth on the bad two-legs-his favorite-but other times they let him apport the round-yellow over and over and then give him tasty-good as a treat. Fun.
But when Bear tries to fuck the other dogs on the grass it's always no! pfui!, so Bear knows these two-legs are dumb, all right.
fast - bite
apport - retrieve
pfui! - no!
fuck - yes!
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comments | How to use OpenID ]