bwee! Sex Ninjas comment fic!

Dec 27, 2012 15:45

my life is so damned good.
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snippet, h50, steve/danno

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springwoof December 28 2012, 03:28:18 UTC
HeeHee! I could totally picture that sex ninja scene! Y'all broke my brain!

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esteefee December 28 2012, 03:39:48 UTC
I just... a;skdfa;kfda;slk Danny in that get-up ::dolphin noises::

I may never recover. SIRIA IS SO BAD.

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siriaeve December 28 2012, 04:15:00 UTC
Pfft, Danny would like you to know that you have no idea of the extent of his sex ninja skills. No idea!

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esteefee December 28 2012, 04:22:08 UTC
no, no, it's obvious to me he is highly skilled with the mysterioso compulsion. I cannot tear my eyes away! this is his secret, for your eyeballs dry up and you fall into a newt-like Sex Ninja trance.

when you wake up you're on the floor and someone's made off with your Dr. Hook collection.

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siriaeve December 28 2012, 04:39:54 UTC
Well clearly now someone needs to write a story where Danny's a sex savant. It's a skill he hasn't wanted to unveil before now because, well, it's a little embarrassing and really shouldn't be something that gets used an awful lot in professional police work.

But something something, Steve finds out. And Steve gets curious, and a little pushy, and several hours later, extremely happy.

I mean, a little dehydrated. But happy.

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esteefee December 28 2012, 04:58:59 UTC
hey, he keeps the Gatorade handy, so it's cool. and he doesn't mind not being able to feel his legs. Danny says he should be able to walk again by tomorrow. Danny is...God. How he did that thing with his...okay, maybe day after tomorrow, if Steve can figure out a way to get to his handcuffs.

but he definitely wants his Dr. Hook collection back.

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siriaeve December 28 2012, 05:06:13 UTC
Especially since Danny's sitting there, propped up against some pillows and fully engrossed in the airport thriller he brought with him, having apparently not even broken a sweat. Steve feels like the guy in that movie Grace made him watch once, The Princess Bride, where he's just come back from the dead and he hasn't really got the whole limb co-ordination thing down just yet.

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esteefee December 28 2012, 05:20:34 UTC
"Hey, man. What're you-" Steve tried to wave his hand but only succeeded in twitching a little. "Is that, like-were you trained?"

Danny looked up from his book. "Seriously? That is disgust-this is raw, natural talent you're looking at, my friend." Danny frowned. "Although I was bitten by a weird-looking lizard when I was a kid." He tossed the book to the side. "You ready for the next round?"

Steve whimpered happily.

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ms_artisan December 28 2012, 10:39:09 UTC
Ahahaha! omg, if Dr Hook and Princess Bride weren't enough, you went and killed me with Steve's 'mmm pineapples' face. I don't think I'll ever be able to look at Danny again without seeing him as the naked sex ninja, complete with tube socks and a pillow case. :D

*whimpers happily with Steve*

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siriaeve December 28 2012, 13:01:30 UTC
Ahahaha :)) Lucky poor Steven.

And of course Danny wasn't trained in how to do this stuff!

That only happens in the Firefly fusion 'verse where he works for the Companions Guild.

*ducks*

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