I'll be nearly 26, which, according to my mother, is the deadline for when i should have started popping and/or thinking about babies.
I've got news for her.
So apart from my mother's ambition for me to be a baby-breeding machine, I will, I'm sure, be living in a cosy but chic home in the northern suburbs with my one and only (Rory - who is 23 today!) where I will run around like a crazy woman thinking up hairbrain activities for my students to do and marking assignments with colourful pens and reward them with scratch and sniff stickers.
One of my colleagues will try to start an affair with me, (I am irresistable in 5 years)but I will spinkick him in the balls and tell him I am quite happy with my martial arts, tatooed, shaved head arse kicking boy and then Rory and I shall sit around the fire with our award winning wine from Peter Lehmann and laugh at the foolishness of work colleague.
vomit, anyone?
***In all seriousness, where i plan to be in 5 years: well, i plan to be in a state of happiness, whatever that may be :)***
(oh, and taking advantage of oody's swish apartment. course.)
in all seriousnes, i honestly believe that one day you WILL in fact be marking your students' work with colourful pens and scratch and sniff stickers. BE THE LAMEASS COOL TEACHER!
I've got news for her.
So apart from my mother's ambition for me to be a baby-breeding machine, I will, I'm sure, be living in a cosy but chic home in the northern suburbs with my one and only (Rory - who is 23 today!) where I will run around like a crazy woman thinking up hairbrain activities for my students to do and marking assignments with colourful pens and reward them with scratch and sniff stickers.
One of my colleagues will try to start an affair with me, (I am irresistable in 5 years)but I will spinkick him in the balls and tell him I am quite happy with my martial arts, tatooed, shaved head arse kicking boy and then Rory and I shall sit around the fire with our award winning wine from Peter Lehmann and laugh at the foolishness of work colleague.
vomit, anyone?
***In all seriousness, where i plan to be in 5 years: well, i plan to be in a state of happiness, whatever that may be :)***
(oh, and taking advantage of oody's swish apartment. course.)
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