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I just watched Rich Hall to a fantastic sketch on Tom Cruise movies and how you can work out the plot in the first 18 seconds.
He was a cocktail maker. And a pretty good cocktail maker. Until he had a crisis or confidence and couldnt make cocktails anymore. Then he met a pretty good looking girl who talked him into making cocktails good again.
Then he was a race car driver. And a pretty good racecar driver. Until he had a crisis or confidence and couldnt race anymore. Then he met a pretty good looking girl who talked him into making racing well again.
Then he was jet pilot. And a pretty good jet pilot. Until he had a crisis or confidence and couldnt fly jets anymore. Then he met a pretty good looking girl who talked him into flying jets really well again.
Then he was a sports agent!!!
Then he was a brother of a retarded guy, and he was a pretty good brother of a retarded guy, until he had a crisis of confidence and didnt think he was a very good brother of a retarded guy untilhemetagoodlookingwomanwhotalkedhimintobelievinghewasagoodbrotherofaretardedguy.
!!!
He was a cocktail maker. And a pretty good cocktail maker. Until he had a crisis or confidence and couldnt make cocktails anymore. Then he met a pretty good looking girl who talked him into making cocktails good again.
Then he was a race car driver. And a pretty good racecar driver. Until he had a crisis or confidence and couldnt race anymore. Then he met a pretty good looking girl who talked him into making racing well again.
Then he was jet pilot. And a pretty good jet pilot. Until he had a crisis or confidence and couldnt fly jets anymore. Then he met a pretty good looking girl who talked him into flying jets really well again.
Then he was a sports agent!!!
Then he was a brother of a retarded guy, and he was a pretty good brother of a retarded guy, until he had a crisis of confidence and didnt think he was a very good brother of a retarded guy untilhemetagoodlookingwomanwhotalkedhimintobelievinghewasagoodbrotherofaretardedguy.
!!!