Aussies WTF? XD
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Australians. XD
You gotta lov'em Aussies.
Gackted off yunnycakes who nicked it off the local newspaper, The Aucklander.
By Bernard Francis
Proving, as if evidence were needed, that Australians don't think with their heads, is a firm making underwear touted as the man's equivalent of the Wonderbra.
The aussieBum is designed to make a man's package look bigger by lifting, separating and extending the look of the, er, package.
Now, why would Aussies want to do this and who on earth would buy one other than a simpleton with low self-esteem who doesn't have a spare sock or a big fast car.
I feel sorry for the sheilas who, after eyeing up a chap's package at some nightclub, will be left mightily disappointed when his trousers are dropped for five minutes of passion.
Perhaps they help offset the size of those Aussie beer guts. But one can't dispute the aussieBum's success. It seems more than 50,000 have already been sold, with one making its way over here.
On a lighter note, I see the Government is at last "looking" at improving hygiene in restaurants and cafes following - wait for it - a THREE-YEAR review of safety standards.
I've seen food handled with bare hands, pastries and cakes left uncovered, and a fast food assistant sneeze into an open bag of hot chips and promptly hand them to an unsuspecting customer.
Frankly, I'd rather eat out of a used aussieBum crotchpot than some of the places dishing up slop in Auckland city.
LAWL!!!
Australians. XD
You gotta lov'em Aussies.
Gackted off yunnycakes who nicked it off the local newspaper, The Aucklander.
By Bernard Francis
Proving, as if evidence were needed, that Australians don't think with their heads, is a firm making underwear touted as the man's equivalent of the Wonderbra.
The aussieBum is designed to make a man's package look bigger by lifting, separating and extending the look of the, er, package.
Now, why would Aussies want to do this and who on earth would buy one other than a simpleton with low self-esteem who doesn't have a spare sock or a big fast car.
I feel sorry for the sheilas who, after eyeing up a chap's package at some nightclub, will be left mightily disappointed when his trousers are dropped for five minutes of passion.
Perhaps they help offset the size of those Aussie beer guts. But one can't dispute the aussieBum's success. It seems more than 50,000 have already been sold, with one making its way over here.
On a lighter note, I see the Government is at last "looking" at improving hygiene in restaurants and cafes following - wait for it - a THREE-YEAR review of safety standards.
I've seen food handled with bare hands, pastries and cakes left uncovered, and a fast food assistant sneeze into an open bag of hot chips and promptly hand them to an unsuspecting customer.
Frankly, I'd rather eat out of a used aussieBum crotchpot than some of the places dishing up slop in Auckland city.
LAWL!!!