Aussie/Kiwi crack
To our Dearest and most loved sister country,
WELL FUCK YOU TOO AUSTRALIA!
YOU GREAT FUCKING AUSSIES REALLY HAVE NO SHAME NOW DO YOU???!!!
DIGITALLY ALTERING A LIVE FOOTAGE OF THE NEW ZEALAND ALL BLACKS WHILE THEY ARE PERFORMING THE HAKA, ADDING HANDBAGS TO IT AND THEN HAVING THE GUTS TO USE IT AS A COMMERCIAL??!!!!
OH YOU JUST WAIT YOU DAMN AUSSIES!!!!!! COME THIS SATURDAY WE'LL JUST SEE WHO'S A SISSY NOW EH!
THOSE really shiny, some quite nice looking HANDBAGS IN THE WRONG HANDS COULD CAUSE SOME SERIOUS DAMAGE DAMNIT!!!
NEW ZEALAND, YOU LET THEM GET AWAY WITH THEIR CRACK COMMERCIALS AND COMMENTS ABOUT US, BUT YOU BETTER NOT LET THE AUSSIES STEAL THE REST OF OUR CULTURE TOO!!!
ALL BLACKS, GO KICK THEIR ASSES! WE KNOW YOU CAN DO IT, THEY ARE JUST A BUNCH OF SISSY THONG LOVING CRACK BRATS!!! (For those of you who are unfortunate enough to click and watch that crack, no that isn't the one I was talking about with the handbags, that version is a bunch of Aussies throwing a bunch of thongs into the air-thongs of the footwear variety that is.)
KICK THEIR SORRY ASSES THIS SATURDAY, KICK THEM HARD AND KICK THEM GOOD!
ONLY AFTER THAT, CAN YOU SIT BACK, RELAX AND LAUGH YOUR HEADS OFF AT THEIR RIDICULOUS COMMERCIALS, COMMENTS AND COMEBACKS!!
GO AND FIGHT THEM!
In the meantime, TVNZ, please do come out with more crack commercials/stuff about the Aussies for us to be entertained, you can do better than what you've done! The Aussies definitely have not shown any mercy in trying to make fun of us, they've provided us so much crack to laugh at, it's only fair we shoot back at them the same amount and some more! They deserve a few laughs.
Come on, let's get it together, STOP LAUGHING AT THE AUSTRALIANS DAMNIT, STOP LAUGHING AT THE COMMERCIALS AND LET'S GET TO WORK AND PUT SOMETHING TOGETHER!!! THEY NEED SOMETHING TO LAUGH ABOUT TOO YOU KNOW!
Oh Gods, I don't know what's worse, the Aussie crack or the Italian version.
But I do know what's crack. Australia, we love you, we really do. You're all just so damn amusing! Don't expect us to go soft on you this Saturday, we're gonna kick your asses so damn bad like usual, you won't even KNOW what happened!
Love,
Your so called sister country with two PUNY islands.
P.S, if you didn't get the hint, yes we are indeed having a good laugh at your crack commercials. It really is very amusing, be sure to expect some crack about you from us sometime in the near future.
P.P.S, I hope you got the clue that country with two PUNY islands is New Zealand.
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I need to add this here, because it's crack too.
The haka would look very silly if the opposing team would walk off, focus on their game and leave a bunch of high-testosterone men dancing away. I guess it makes rugby more interesting. Can't the British team do Barn Dancing as a reply? Phaedon Stamatopoulos, Munich, Germany
WELL FUCK YOU TOO AUSTRALIA!
YOU GREAT FUCKING AUSSIES REALLY HAVE NO SHAME NOW DO YOU???!!!
DIGITALLY ALTERING A LIVE FOOTAGE OF THE NEW ZEALAND ALL BLACKS WHILE THEY ARE PERFORMING THE HAKA, ADDING HANDBAGS TO IT AND THEN HAVING THE GUTS TO USE IT AS A COMMERCIAL??!!!!
OH YOU JUST WAIT YOU DAMN AUSSIES!!!!!! COME THIS SATURDAY WE'LL JUST SEE WHO'S A SISSY NOW EH!
THOSE really shiny, some quite nice looking HANDBAGS IN THE WRONG HANDS COULD CAUSE SOME SERIOUS DAMAGE DAMNIT!!!
NEW ZEALAND, YOU LET THEM GET AWAY WITH THEIR CRACK COMMERCIALS AND COMMENTS ABOUT US, BUT YOU BETTER NOT LET THE AUSSIES STEAL THE REST OF OUR CULTURE TOO!!!
ALL BLACKS, GO KICK THEIR ASSES! WE KNOW YOU CAN DO IT, THEY ARE JUST A BUNCH OF SISSY THONG LOVING CRACK BRATS!!! (For those of you who are unfortunate enough to click and watch that crack, no that isn't the one I was talking about with the handbags, that version is a bunch of Aussies throwing a bunch of thongs into the air-thongs of the footwear variety that is.)
KICK THEIR SORRY ASSES THIS SATURDAY, KICK THEM HARD AND KICK THEM GOOD!
ONLY AFTER THAT, CAN YOU SIT BACK, RELAX AND LAUGH YOUR HEADS OFF AT THEIR RIDICULOUS COMMERCIALS, COMMENTS AND COMEBACKS!!
GO AND FIGHT THEM!
In the meantime, TVNZ, please do come out with more crack commercials/stuff about the Aussies for us to be entertained, you can do better than what you've done! The Aussies definitely have not shown any mercy in trying to make fun of us, they've provided us so much crack to laugh at, it's only fair we shoot back at them the same amount and some more! They deserve a few laughs.
Come on, let's get it together, STOP LAUGHING AT THE AUSTRALIANS DAMNIT, STOP LAUGHING AT THE COMMERCIALS AND LET'S GET TO WORK AND PUT SOMETHING TOGETHER!!! THEY NEED SOMETHING TO LAUGH ABOUT TOO YOU KNOW!
Oh Gods, I don't know what's worse, the Aussie crack or the Italian version.
But I do know what's crack. Australia, we love you, we really do. You're all just so damn amusing! Don't expect us to go soft on you this Saturday, we're gonna kick your asses so damn bad like usual, you won't even KNOW what happened!
Love,
Your so called sister country with two PUNY islands.
P.S, if you didn't get the hint, yes we are indeed having a good laugh at your crack commercials. It really is very amusing, be sure to expect some crack about you from us sometime in the near future.
P.P.S, I hope you got the clue that country with two PUNY islands is New Zealand.
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I need to add this here, because it's crack too.
The haka would look very silly if the opposing team would walk off, focus on their game and leave a bunch of high-testosterone men dancing away. I guess it makes rugby more interesting. Can't the British team do Barn Dancing as a reply? Phaedon Stamatopoulos, Munich, Germany