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Dec 09, 2009 02:33

I think I'm infactuated with this guy from the city branch lmao.

His way of speak if absolutely adorable. Perhaps it's his accent ka naaaaaa? I got his number today. For the past three days, he's been saying; "I'll call you!" And I had no idea what the fuck he meant, because he does not have my number. Then I think he meant he'll send me a message... which is weird because he still doesn't have my number... so I wondered if he meant on msn... which is even more weirder because everytime he comes on, he apologises for not sending me "it".

He said he was sad......... that I'm workin city on thurs but he's day off that day... so he was all: I WANNA WORK WITH YOU!!!! When will you next work city next!

I was all: sorry, never, the lord only wanted someone for one day... and his reply looked like he had a sad puppy dog face on.

Then I said, it's because after this week, they will have new girl... so they dont need me.

And he was like: =OOOO I need you!
I lol'd and said okay you can have me.
He was like: 'leary'!

We lol'd for ages.

I tried to correct his english using english.......... and he didn't get wtf I was saying so I ended up using Japanese and it was like his eyes opened for the first time. Yeah, not leary, but really. Lmao.

Lmao. I'll certainly add him to my harem. Lmao. Not just dish boys anymore. One yakeba and one hall boy. HAHAH. Oh man.

OH man. I love working at the restaurant. Last week... I worked Nishiki all week. But at one point, I called the Lord and begged him to let me have next Sunday off. I was pretty much on my knees, begging. - it's nationals training and I wanted to go. I'll take Yumi chan with me. Man, I thought the Lord was gonna kill me. D= I was so terrified.

On Saturday, I had day off!!! I went to Rainbow's end with Shu chan and Yumi chan. <33333333. Nishiki love hot damn. Spent most of the day there... then we all went to Botany branch to eat dindin!!! We were there before they opened... up till they closed...

Sunday I worked all day in Nishiki. <3 I just stayed there in between, had a little sleep in Nishiki, then I moved into Eiwa's car...

Yesterday (Monday), I test drove to city Nishiki and while I was there, I thought I'd check their clock against mine (I found out theirs is 15 faster than the office clock.) Since it was a Monday, I wasn't expecting anyone to be there. I just about died when I walked into Dr. Muscle Man sama. Lololol Then I think I pretty much died for sure when the Lord appeared behind him.

They were all: D= WTF YOU DOING HERE?!!!!!!1 Now I look like a freak to them. D<

They were just finished with some farewell bbq thing city staff exclusively perhaps lmao. Botany part timers are just not important enough. I.e. me. And Shu. And the chick who keeps getting into arguments with the lord. How dare she.

But then again, I was working so oh well. Besides, I went to meet Eiwa for dindin. He found some coins apparently... and so we ate at Ichiban ramen I think it was called............ apparently there's some hooker shop host club kinda thing behind the front lmao.

I got home and I had the insane urge to cut my hair. So I did. Then I developed an insane urge to dye it. So I did. D= wtf is wrong with me?! Lmao!

Today... I worked office and pretty much started counting down the time till I could leave LOL. I left like five minutes early. D<

I was terrified to walk into Nishiki though, because for one thing... the lord probably thinks I'm so weird... stalking N on my "day off". I told him the truth... that I was testing how fast I could get to the city and then checking their clock against mine... but the truth sounds stupid lololol.

He was like: oh jesus. Really.

Lol. For another thing, Eiwa texted me that Atsusan got really mad at the Kiwi dish boy. Hall staff were scared shitless and thought Atsusan was gonna fire somethingone. That and my dyed and cut hair... is dramatical overload since in the what... seven nine months I've worked for them, I've been boring and natural hair coloured.

I peaked in and Atsusan saw me. I just about pissed my pants, but he was talking to the lord so he continued talking... I snuck in like my life depended on it.

The lord didn't say anything about it, but later, Atsusan called me so kawaiiiiiiiiiiiiii, then he stroked my face. Lmao. D= Later I caught him discussing my kawaiiiiiiii-ness with the lord. But I didn't catch what part of me was kawaii lmao. I need a life. =_=

Tsubasa honey came into work today! Lol. The lord made J-san teach him shit and then he shouted at me.

...........he said EMIKO, I'M GONNA MARRY YOU! (at this point... I started to wonder if I'm going slightly insane and hallucinating, or if the lord has joined my harem by himself... or if I've joined his harem.)

I went O_o wtf. Did I hear wrong?

Then he came into the kitchen and called me to follow him. So I did. He said: "I've got a mission for you!"

And being the submissive angel that I am... I said: Whatever is it, my lord?

Okay, so I didn't actually say that... out loud.

But anyway, he was all: Come, follow me!! And then he went to the ladder that led up to the attic where they store stuff... like a bed. He started climbing up and I was like: ...am I supposed to follow you?

He was all: Yes! Come!

So I followed him and when we were both standing up there... he was looking around going: araaaaaaaa................ it's not so bad... okay sorry for wasting your time... but I don't think you need to tidy this up for me... m-_-m

So he went down the ladder... and I was like: um... am I supposed to... um... follow you? And I was like freaking out BECAUSE IT SHIT SCARY GOING DOWN OKAY?!!!!!!!!!11

And The Lord was all: Lol dont worry! I wont look up your skirt!

I was all: ................I am not wearing a skirt.

In the end, he just got me to clean the kitchen walls and shelves. THank god, I probably would have hated being out in the hall today. Not lots of customers, not too busy. T_T

I stayed in the kitchen and Jun san talked to me heaps. Lol. He asked me if I liked oysters... lmao. I said I've never had them before. He looked like I broke five commandments in two seconds.

Jsan was teaching tsubasa honey, but in the end, he kept asking me shit. The lord told me to clean the top of the drink fridge. I tried... but in the end, I was like: WTF IS THIS SHIT, I CANT REACH THE BACK HALF OF THE TOP OF THE FRIDGE. D< and I just about tried to climb up there and to sit there and clean it... but Jun san wouldn't let me.

The lord lol'd at me... then was like: okay no, just clean what you can.

So I spent the entire night cleaning. I also emptied the broken glass box and he said take it out... and I didn't cuz I'm a chick and I'm oh-so useless. He took it out in the end. EXACTLY WHAT MANLY MEN WITH EXCESS TESTOSTERONE SHOULD DO.

Man The lord told Jsan to go home at about 8.30. I lol'd. In fact, we all lol'd. No wonder the lord told me to clean the kitchen... if I didn't, J san would have thrown a fit and he'd be getting her to stay all night.

Oh because I've had some kinky sex questions I asked Atsusan last week........... today he was like: emichan... what's your question today? I was like: WTF I HAVE NONE.

He was all: dont worry da yo... You can ask me anything! I teach you everything!!!!

I died. He asked me if I knew what squirt was. I was like: um... like when you squirt mayo out of its container?

He was like: nah. Then proceeeded to talk dirty to me. I was liek: D= and came to the conclusion that squirting is when a chick orgasms.

BUT THEN EIWA TOLD ME, NO, IT'S ATSUSAN WAY OF SAYING... FUCKING A GIRL SO HARD, THEY PISS THEMSELVES.

I felt so naive. And then so violated.

And for the better part of the night... he kept trying to get me to go to the lord and ask the lord what atsusan actually means. In perfect English. I was like: No fucking way. Atsusan kept laughing and laughing and laughing and the lord lol'd even though he had no clue what was going on.

I then called Atsusan a bad man... then he started singing baaaad mannnnnnnnnnn like it was batman. I just about died. The Lord is used to his antics... nothing surprises the lord anymore... all he does is agree with the perve.

EDIT EDIT EdIT!!!!!!!! I forgot to add... I asked the lord if I could learn how to do dish... and he was all *blinkblink* sure... why not? But you have lots of things to clean... and I was lol, not now! Eventually.

The lord was like okay, sure. It's hard work.

love, nishiki

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