Bexause I find it amusing. You probably wouldn't get it.
Because I should delete them...
Texts I got this weekend:
Joyce: When you are in Japan, can you find out for me waht kind of snack shagariko is?
I must have asked her to Google it and if Google didn't come up with anything then it was nothing because she replied:
It's a snack that Masa keeps eating. Unless you are telling me Masa keeps eating nothing which happens to be called Shagariko...
Jenny:
1) Your LJ is very amusing to read. I think Hollywood will want to steal the idea and make it into a movie soon.
2) Don't worry it is (Lj amusing). Still haven't bought gifts.
3) Hey you know that comic abou the cigarettes? Tell me the website.
4) ........YESH!!! YOU ISH GENIUS!!!!!!!
5) .....This ish total crack.
Andrew:
1) Pick you up around 2.
2) Some soccer thing till 5:30 (we're talking about duty, half of this is a jok alright?)
3) Yeah, a mini one (talking about the uniform, should I wear the skirt or not) too so I can see what's underneath
3) Unless you are a skank (talking about whether I should wear the tie as well) that enjoys plaing school girl fantasies wtih me.
4) Do you want me to bring a mattress or you like Jap styles, rolling on the floor, aye. (To which I replied, Nah, Chinese styles. Do it in the fields.)
5) Alright then, you like rubber? (to which I replied, if you do).
6) *he breaks his own joke* Are you serious about this or you just joking around?
7) I am under 18 as well so it doesn't matter. (and I said something about sex is 16)
8) Does that make any difference anyway?
9) Should I still take you then just in case Iaccidently touched you by accident tomorrow aye.
Sunday:
Jenny:
1) You know those fancy porcelian dolls? I never knew why I was so afraid of them until you made me watch that MM/Backstreet boys fanivid.
2) They don't blink. They somehow smile in a freak "I'm gonna get you when you're asleep" kind of way. They look unnatural. And every time you see one, it feels like it's hiding a weapon underneath all the ruffles.
3) ..........It's not paranoia!!!! I'm pretty sure these dolls are in league with garden gnomes and ventriloquist dummies.
4) Omg... 10 days to go. Screw English. And Physics. I don't give a ducking (predictive text doesn't have fuck or any other variations of fuck in the default and so for us, duck and all other variations for duck is substitute for fuck) gnome about tham anymore.
I said something about wanting to learn guitar.
5) What happened to drums?
6) And are you going to skip research altogether?
Which I said I wanted to.
7) How are you going to tell idiot-sensei?
8) I don't know. I wanna toss it aside, but this voice in my head keeps reminding me that that's a copout, plus my dad will whoop my butt after I kept telling him I'd finish before I go.
And Joyce texts this: I don't think Gackt actually has a part time job contract, it's either full time or no time. (I was talking about how part time jobs don't go from nine to five--reference, Little by Little by Masa "Part time job, nine to five..." And how common sense has flown out of Masa's head.)
I said something about Miyavi to Jenny and...
9) Someone should research all the unknown effects of MYV crack.
At dinner, I found out how my dad went to Fiji for a so called vacation and forgot to go back to Nauru. So at the last minute, he calls up his uncle and brothers and cousins and whoever else is in Nauru at the point and he told them: "I'm not coming back. I'm staying in Fiji!"
I tell Jenny.
And she tells me:
10) My mother is really amused at how he moved from a continent to a tiny island to a middle sized island and then to NZ. She thinks he's probably going to move to Australia next.
11) ...............Still... he ended up in Fiji, the details of HOW he got there and WHY he got there aren't important.
And then in the car... the CD we were listening to... Vanilla had come on and my dad had reached over and turned the bass up.
And you know what link bass has to sex.
I sent a text to Jenny saying something along the lines of...
I think my dad recognises that Vanilla is a sex song.
Jenny:
12) .....Is it because of Vanilla live?
Yes, I know alright? My dad watched VanillaLIVE. He didn't even bat an eyelid when Gackt... 'sat' on Masa. =_= It was like he saw that kind of action everyday.
Jenny:
13) What's so perverted about bass?
14) ...Then does guitar apply?
And Yun went: "Wow, he knows his stuff!" To my dad and recognising Vanilla as a sex song.
I told her it was instinct.
Yun asked "From where?"
And I told Yun about Dispar.
And how Gackt approached it in a scientific way this time.
The birds and bees version.
And she replied: "...that is like... yes, that is like confirming the image in my head."
And we got on talking about Harry Potter and ...you know. Basilisk and the Chamber of Secrets... and how we were sure hyde made Gackt read Harry Potter and Gackt went and went: OOOO...
Yun: "Red messages on the wall... And Harry. Oh yeah. Lol, Slytherin's face in the chambers. Haha."
Me: ...bloody duck yun... sicko.
Yun: Bloody and f**k... you sure you wanna use those two words?
Me: ... do you think I could sue Gackt for emotional damage?
Yun: Emotional? Don't you mean mental? Well, you can't. Because once you start, his millions other fans will either join you or kill you. If his bodyguards don't get to you first.
At this time my dad gives out this choked sound that sounded like a half muffled sob.
And 'crack' replaced out word for 'bye'.
I'm not sure if I've typed this up before but... might as well do it now.
"ASS ICONS"
(_!_) Small Ass
(__!__) Fat Ass
(!) Tight Ass
(_x_) Sore Ass
(_o_) Gay Ass
(_E=mc2_) Smart Ass...
(_2+2=5_) Dumb Ass.
Alright, I'm deleting that from my phone.
Texts I got this weekend:
Joyce: When you are in Japan, can you find out for me waht kind of snack shagariko is?
I must have asked her to Google it and if Google didn't come up with anything then it was nothing because she replied:
It's a snack that Masa keeps eating. Unless you are telling me Masa keeps eating nothing which happens to be called Shagariko...
Jenny:
1) Your LJ is very amusing to read. I think Hollywood will want to steal the idea and make it into a movie soon.
2) Don't worry it is (Lj amusing). Still haven't bought gifts.
3) Hey you know that comic abou the cigarettes? Tell me the website.
4) ........YESH!!! YOU ISH GENIUS!!!!!!!
5) .....This ish total crack.
Andrew:
1) Pick you up around 2.
2) Some soccer thing till 5:30 (we're talking about duty, half of this is a jok alright?)
3) Yeah, a mini one (talking about the uniform, should I wear the skirt or not) too so I can see what's underneath
3) Unless you are a skank (talking about whether I should wear the tie as well) that enjoys plaing school girl fantasies wtih me.
4) Do you want me to bring a mattress or you like Jap styles, rolling on the floor, aye. (To which I replied, Nah, Chinese styles. Do it in the fields.)
5) Alright then, you like rubber? (to which I replied, if you do).
6) *he breaks his own joke* Are you serious about this or you just joking around?
7) I am under 18 as well so it doesn't matter. (and I said something about sex is 16)
8) Does that make any difference anyway?
9) Should I still take you then just in case Iaccidently touched you by accident tomorrow aye.
Sunday:
Jenny:
1) You know those fancy porcelian dolls? I never knew why I was so afraid of them until you made me watch that MM/Backstreet boys fanivid.
2) They don't blink. They somehow smile in a freak "I'm gonna get you when you're asleep" kind of way. They look unnatural. And every time you see one, it feels like it's hiding a weapon underneath all the ruffles.
3) ..........It's not paranoia!!!! I'm pretty sure these dolls are in league with garden gnomes and ventriloquist dummies.
4) Omg... 10 days to go. Screw English. And Physics. I don't give a ducking (predictive text doesn't have fuck or any other variations of fuck in the default and so for us, duck and all other variations for duck is substitute for fuck) gnome about tham anymore.
I said something about wanting to learn guitar.
5) What happened to drums?
6) And are you going to skip research altogether?
Which I said I wanted to.
7) How are you going to tell idiot-sensei?
8) I don't know. I wanna toss it aside, but this voice in my head keeps reminding me that that's a copout, plus my dad will whoop my butt after I kept telling him I'd finish before I go.
And Joyce texts this: I don't think Gackt actually has a part time job contract, it's either full time or no time. (I was talking about how part time jobs don't go from nine to five--reference, Little by Little by Masa "Part time job, nine to five..." And how common sense has flown out of Masa's head.)
I said something about Miyavi to Jenny and...
9) Someone should research all the unknown effects of MYV crack.
At dinner, I found out how my dad went to Fiji for a so called vacation and forgot to go back to Nauru. So at the last minute, he calls up his uncle and brothers and cousins and whoever else is in Nauru at the point and he told them: "I'm not coming back. I'm staying in Fiji!"
I tell Jenny.
And she tells me:
10) My mother is really amused at how he moved from a continent to a tiny island to a middle sized island and then to NZ. She thinks he's probably going to move to Australia next.
11) ...............Still... he ended up in Fiji, the details of HOW he got there and WHY he got there aren't important.
And then in the car... the CD we were listening to... Vanilla had come on and my dad had reached over and turned the bass up.
And you know what link bass has to sex.
I sent a text to Jenny saying something along the lines of...
I think my dad recognises that Vanilla is a sex song.
Jenny:
12) .....Is it because of Vanilla live?
Yes, I know alright? My dad watched VanillaLIVE. He didn't even bat an eyelid when Gackt... 'sat' on Masa. =_= It was like he saw that kind of action everyday.
Jenny:
13) What's so perverted about bass?
14) ...Then does guitar apply?
And Yun went: "Wow, he knows his stuff!" To my dad and recognising Vanilla as a sex song.
I told her it was instinct.
Yun asked "From where?"
And I told Yun about Dispar.
And how Gackt approached it in a scientific way this time.
The birds and bees version.
And she replied: "...that is like... yes, that is like confirming the image in my head."
And we got on talking about Harry Potter and ...you know. Basilisk and the Chamber of Secrets... and how we were sure hyde made Gackt read Harry Potter and Gackt went and went: OOOO...
Yun: "Red messages on the wall... And Harry. Oh yeah. Lol, Slytherin's face in the chambers. Haha."
Me: ...bloody duck yun... sicko.
Yun: Bloody and f**k... you sure you wanna use those two words?
Me: ... do you think I could sue Gackt for emotional damage?
Yun: Emotional? Don't you mean mental? Well, you can't. Because once you start, his millions other fans will either join you or kill you. If his bodyguards don't get to you first.
At this time my dad gives out this choked sound that sounded like a half muffled sob.
And 'crack' replaced out word for 'bye'.
I'm not sure if I've typed this up before but... might as well do it now.
"ASS ICONS"
(_!_) Small Ass
(__!__) Fat Ass
(!) Tight Ass
(_x_) Sore Ass
(_o_) Gay Ass
(_E=mc2_) Smart Ass...
(_2+2=5_) Dumb Ass.
Alright, I'm deleting that from my phone.