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Nov 11, 2008 22:07

One of my male friends seem to have a great desire to see me get raped or something. D=

Him: "Hey," (mobile) "What're you doing now?"
Me: "Nothing much. Just walking around."
Him: "Where?"
Me: "Onehunga."
Him: "Dx noo! Go home!"
Me: "ugh, why?"
Him: "Don't go walking around South Auckland! You'll get raped or something! It's dangerous!!!"

Me: "I want to go back to Japan... shopping and stuff..."
Him: "No, emi, don't go. You'll get raped."

Me: "Hey, joining the army isn't that bad. In fact, I've considered it seriously."
Him: "You wouldn't last. You'd get raped.
Me: "...... by WHAT?"
Him: "Other women? The guys who haven't had any in a month?"
Me: *facepalm*

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