Because I am a freak--
--and I have no life, I went was going through my text messages that went right back to last year.
From Victor's phone dated 30/Jan/2005: Hello EmS i just got back from tbl tns smiley says hi whats EmS (note: tbl tns is table tennis. I found out later that smiley is actually a person).
22/May/2005:
From Jenny:
1) The way u keep going on bout it ud thnk tht coke & panadol shuld b a class A drug
2) Wateva ur thnkng em just keep in mind tht HYDE HAS A LOVING FAMILY AND HE IS ALSO A DUTIFUL AND RESPONSIBLE MEMBER OF SOCIETY
04/June/2005:
From Jenny:
1) After watching uk (she means Gackt's U+K) live ive come to the conclusion dat those cats wer way too well co-ordinated to haf been drunk. And all those men dancing in tutus o.O
From Yun:
Can I stay at yr house for a few days until things calm down?
Sender: SADDAM HUSSAIN
+448329673244
Just kidding. Its me
Sender: Osama
+02227878787
(Note: Yes I know, we have no lives. Free text weekends just added to the amusment.)
10/July/2005:
From Jenny:
1) Which one is scream shipping again? I know i read it somewhere........ and if youre caught downloading without consent it can mean fines and jail and confiscation or your computer. ^^'
2) CONFISCATION! FINES! JAIL! ONE VERY PISSED OFF TEAM OF LAWYERS!!!!
13/August/2005:
From Yun:
Ha u poor thing, i can jst imagine ur parents will: leave all my fortune to my 4 year old grandon. Reason: my daughter is too young/immature to handle it...
14/August/2005:
From Jenny:
A couple of hares are being chased by a hound. The two hares hide in a thicket while the hound stands guard. One hare says to the other, "should we keep running or wait here until we outnumber that hound?"
(Note: I later called Jenny and we talked about... that... only substituting the hare and hound for Gackt and his... friends.
20/August/2005:
From Jenny:
No i think of really cute guys piloting giant mobile suits. Perhaps they are trying to make up for something?
21/August/2005:
From Jenny:
1) And why do you see gackt when you think of gundam?
2) You talk like illiterate caveman.
(Note: I think the text I sent back made little sense-being in my fangirl mode then.)
3) When i heard i started celebrating his return to rock
(Note: I think we were talking about Gackt's new single at the time.)
4) Now all we need is for diabolos to contain MANY MANY MORE ROCK SONGS (Hopefully without him repeating himself).
(Note: Yes, we were.)
5) Really? I suppose it is easy enough to imagine what his alleles are like. He must be homozygous vanilla.
(Note: Talking about biology... genes... genetics... and Gackt. And that's how we came to the conclusion that he must be homozygous vanilla.)
27/August/2005:
From Jenny:
A wife is anxiously waiting for her husband to come home from work. Finally she says to her friend, "i think he's having an affair." Her friend calmly replies, "You always think the worst. He could have been in an accident."
3/September/2005:
From Jenny:
Gackt: In my family there are two grandfathers. One likes to take long walks and the other one is terribly forgetful. "Come back, GRANDPA YOU. We've already had supper, GRANDPA CHACHA."
18/September/2005:
From Jenny:
No i haven't heard marmalade. YOu only need to look at him to know why he has so many female fans. If he's so manipulative then how come he hasn't tried to enter politics? I'm sure that guy will feel very happy to see someone a few years younger than him be so much more successful. I have also not heard tsuki no uta yet. Barney is gay, why else would teh producers make him purple? Only one mars can look so bright at night and it's not an anime.
(Note: She had her phone switched off and I had fired off texts like: Have you heard marmalade? Have you heard Tsuki no Uta? He's so manipulative! Barney is pink, not purple! And something about Mars...)
16/October/2005:
From Yun: Lol genius genius genius genius genius. No. God. *says to your dad: dear, why aren't you bi?
(Note: I told Yun that my mother had called Gackt a genius five times in a row then agreed with me that Gackt is God.)
24/December/2005:
From Jenny:
You know what's really pathetic? I got car sick just by playing formula one on a playstation.
From Victor's phone dated 30/Jan/2005: Hello EmS i just got back from tbl tns smiley says hi whats EmS (note: tbl tns is table tennis. I found out later that smiley is actually a person).
22/May/2005:
From Jenny:
1) The way u keep going on bout it ud thnk tht coke & panadol shuld b a class A drug
2) Wateva ur thnkng em just keep in mind tht HYDE HAS A LOVING FAMILY AND HE IS ALSO A DUTIFUL AND RESPONSIBLE MEMBER OF SOCIETY
04/June/2005:
From Jenny:
1) After watching uk (she means Gackt's U+K) live ive come to the conclusion dat those cats wer way too well co-ordinated to haf been drunk. And all those men dancing in tutus o.O
From Yun:
Can I stay at yr house for a few days until things calm down?
Sender: SADDAM HUSSAIN
+448329673244
Just kidding. Its me
Sender: Osama
+02227878787
(Note: Yes I know, we have no lives. Free text weekends just added to the amusment.)
10/July/2005:
From Jenny:
1) Which one is scream shipping again? I know i read it somewhere........ and if youre caught downloading without consent it can mean fines and jail and confiscation or your computer. ^^'
2) CONFISCATION! FINES! JAIL! ONE VERY PISSED OFF TEAM OF LAWYERS!!!!
13/August/2005:
From Yun:
Ha u poor thing, i can jst imagine ur parents will: leave all my fortune to my 4 year old grandon. Reason: my daughter is too young/immature to handle it...
14/August/2005:
From Jenny:
A couple of hares are being chased by a hound. The two hares hide in a thicket while the hound stands guard. One hare says to the other, "should we keep running or wait here until we outnumber that hound?"
(Note: I later called Jenny and we talked about... that... only substituting the hare and hound for Gackt and his... friends.
20/August/2005:
From Jenny:
No i think of really cute guys piloting giant mobile suits. Perhaps they are trying to make up for something?
21/August/2005:
From Jenny:
1) And why do you see gackt when you think of gundam?
2) You talk like illiterate caveman.
(Note: I think the text I sent back made little sense-being in my fangirl mode then.)
3) When i heard i started celebrating his return to rock
(Note: I think we were talking about Gackt's new single at the time.)
4) Now all we need is for diabolos to contain MANY MANY MORE ROCK SONGS (Hopefully without him repeating himself).
(Note: Yes, we were.)
5) Really? I suppose it is easy enough to imagine what his alleles are like. He must be homozygous vanilla.
(Note: Talking about biology... genes... genetics... and Gackt. And that's how we came to the conclusion that he must be homozygous vanilla.)
27/August/2005:
From Jenny:
A wife is anxiously waiting for her husband to come home from work. Finally she says to her friend, "i think he's having an affair." Her friend calmly replies, "You always think the worst. He could have been in an accident."
3/September/2005:
From Jenny:
Gackt: In my family there are two grandfathers. One likes to take long walks and the other one is terribly forgetful. "Come back, GRANDPA YOU. We've already had supper, GRANDPA CHACHA."
18/September/2005:
From Jenny:
No i haven't heard marmalade. YOu only need to look at him to know why he has so many female fans. If he's so manipulative then how come he hasn't tried to enter politics? I'm sure that guy will feel very happy to see someone a few years younger than him be so much more successful. I have also not heard tsuki no uta yet. Barney is gay, why else would teh producers make him purple? Only one mars can look so bright at night and it's not an anime.
(Note: She had her phone switched off and I had fired off texts like: Have you heard marmalade? Have you heard Tsuki no Uta? He's so manipulative! Barney is pink, not purple! And something about Mars...)
16/October/2005:
From Yun: Lol genius genius genius genius genius. No. God. *says to your dad: dear, why aren't you bi?
(Note: I told Yun that my mother had called Gackt a genius five times in a row then agreed with me that Gackt is God.)
24/December/2005:
From Jenny:
You know what's really pathetic? I got car sick just by playing formula one on a playstation.