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Okay today is bad day.
Mjc woke me up FROM A NICE DREAM THAT NOW I CANNOT REMEMBER but it was all made better because that lady called me for a job interview.
Which, by the way, THEIR AD IS TOTALLY MISLEADING.
Anyway, I realised I lost my bank card (SERIOUSLY HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE??!!!) and then I realised my CLOCKS ARE ALL WRONG. BY TWENTY MINUTES.
_O_ So I missed the bus and ended up half walking, half running to the job place. O_o well, it wasn't all that bad, good exercise, good weather. Made it there, but then couldn't figure out how to get into the building. LAWL. Hilarious I tell you.
Anyway, I went up and then the lady gave me a form to fill in and then she asked me questions and since I had no job experience, I could only talk about myself and St John.
Then she told me I was supposed to show off a product of theirs (which, by the way I have NEVER heard of in my life) and kinda like a demonstration thing.
So I'm like, cool, yup, I can do that.
Fine right up until she said: "Oh and by the way, what we are looking for is actually an assistant manager."
And any questions I had in my head totally disappeared because DUDE. WTF.
I must have done that, head tilt to the side, eyes bulge out unevenly and jaw dropping expression I can do when I heard that because she was like: "OH don't worry! We'll have training days next week blahblahblahblabhlah. Anyway, you'll basically have to explain the product blahblabhblah, you don't even need to sell it."
ANd I'm like: WTF. So I'm just going to be whoring out a product I've never heard of?
And she's like: yah.
And I'm like: ...ookeay...
And she's like: of couse it'll be GREAT if you sell it while you demonstrate, but it's cool, you won't need to think, the manager will do all that.
And I'm like: wtf...............
And she's like: The pay is like... $2600 (YES TWO THOUSAND SIX HUNDRED) per month regardless of whether you make sales or not.
And at this point, I'm SURE IT'S REAL PROSTITUTION or something because seriously, that's too good to be true, thankyouverymuch. So come next week, if the product turns out to be some sex/porn thing, you'll know for sure.
Ps. my bruise is funny. XD
Mjc woke me up FROM A NICE DREAM THAT NOW I CANNOT REMEMBER but it was all made better because that lady called me for a job interview.
Which, by the way, THEIR AD IS TOTALLY MISLEADING.
Anyway, I realised I lost my bank card (SERIOUSLY HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE??!!!) and then I realised my CLOCKS ARE ALL WRONG. BY TWENTY MINUTES.
_O_ So I missed the bus and ended up half walking, half running to the job place. O_o well, it wasn't all that bad, good exercise, good weather. Made it there, but then couldn't figure out how to get into the building. LAWL. Hilarious I tell you.
Anyway, I went up and then the lady gave me a form to fill in and then she asked me questions and since I had no job experience, I could only talk about myself and St John.
Then she told me I was supposed to show off a product of theirs (which, by the way I have NEVER heard of in my life) and kinda like a demonstration thing.
So I'm like, cool, yup, I can do that.
Fine right up until she said: "Oh and by the way, what we are looking for is actually an assistant manager."
And any questions I had in my head totally disappeared because DUDE. WTF.
I must have done that, head tilt to the side, eyes bulge out unevenly and jaw dropping expression I can do when I heard that because she was like: "OH don't worry! We'll have training days next week blahblahblahblabhlah. Anyway, you'll basically have to explain the product blahblabhblah, you don't even need to sell it."
ANd I'm like: WTF. So I'm just going to be whoring out a product I've never heard of?
And she's like: yah.
And I'm like: ...ookeay...
And she's like: of couse it'll be GREAT if you sell it while you demonstrate, but it's cool, you won't need to think, the manager will do all that.
And I'm like: wtf...............
And she's like: The pay is like... $2600 (YES TWO THOUSAND SIX HUNDRED) per month regardless of whether you make sales or not.
And at this point, I'm SURE IT'S REAL PROSTITUTION or something because seriously, that's too good to be true, thankyouverymuch. So come next week, if the product turns out to be some sex/porn thing, you'll know for sure.
Ps. my bruise is funny. XD