Rice
Rice
Written by violetpenny, shamefully encouraged by me and my ideas. Based on a true story about my accountant.
My accountant bought some rice
At a really cheap price
It gave him a nasty surprise
Since it wasn't very nice
He hoped it'd be eaten by the kitchen mice.
But little did he know the rice choked the mice
Like a giant chunk of ice
With the death of the mice people got lice
All because of the wrong kind of rice.
What a big surprise.
So the next time he bought some rice
He rolled a dice to pick the right kind of rice.
Then he hoped he wouldn't end up
With a roomful of sliced diced mice.
All because of the wrong kind of rice.
Written by violetpenny, shamefully encouraged by me and my ideas. Based on a true story about my accountant.
My accountant bought some rice
At a really cheap price
It gave him a nasty surprise
Since it wasn't very nice
He hoped it'd be eaten by the kitchen mice.
But little did he know the rice choked the mice
Like a giant chunk of ice
With the death of the mice people got lice
All because of the wrong kind of rice.
What a big surprise.
So the next time he bought some rice
He rolled a dice to pick the right kind of rice.
Then he hoped he wouldn't end up
With a roomful of sliced diced mice.
All because of the wrong kind of rice.