Reposting this because it's crack.

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Step One: Go to Google

Step Two: Click on Maps (you might need to search for maps first).

Step Three: Click on 'Get Directions'.

Step Four: From New York

Step Five: To Paris

And read line #23.

If you laugh at this, repost it.

I snorted so hard.

It's a bit more sane with Auckland to Dunedin where it suggests to take a ferry.

Now excuse me while I go and do my father's accounting stuff.