Mar 20, 2006 19:44
applied mle: like this one story started out with five people and it ends with two on a dingy
applied mle: two on a boat*
applied mle: five
applied mle: forget it
Heres Christina: it is collld outside
esrevernidellepS: oh i know
Heres Christina: brr
esrevernidellepS: i need a mask
Heres Christina: yeah good idea
Heres Christina: elephant man
applied mle: yeah, i fuck around a lot at john's
applied mle: so when i answer the phone i have to say "john's time square."
esrevernidellepS: "mama's vegetarian"
applied mle: and you cant believe how many times people ask me, "is this john's?'
esrevernidellepS: oh me too
applied mle: right after i say it
applied mle: so basically every once in a while, ill mess around with customers and it'll basically go like this:
applied mle: i pick up the phone.
me- "is this john's?"
customer- "wait, what?"
me- "is this john's?"
cust- "i'm trying to call johns."
applied mle: and then i just hang up
applied mle: because they always call back
applied mle: and they deserve it
applied mle: i'm lucky i havent gotten one of the managers or one of the owners
applied mle: babies cant shiver
applied mle: that was kind of a wrong IM situation
smoketw0j0ints: DUDE
smoketw0j0ints: on heineken bottles
smoketw0j0ints: the 22 oz. one, it says they're only 8 oz.. but the ones that come in 6 packs are 12 oz. so that's CLEARLY impossible
smoketw0j0ints signed off at 12:46:29 PM.
esrevernidellepS: i'll be back sunday
TheRainbowFalcon: very well
TheRainbowFalcon: ill be cunting the days
stereofutures: rad
esrevernidellepS: mad rad
stereofutures: radnewsbears
esrevernidellepS: when's your spring break?
pr E uomo: WHOA