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Esquirella
User Number: 913699
Date Created:2003-02-21
Number of Posts: 50
Esquirella is a slash writing fanatic! There is no stopping the lemons! Really! Her husband has tried. Now he's afraid he stars in them. MWAHAHAHAHA!
Strengths: Writing scathing retorts to flamers! Them bitches get smote wherever they are!
Weaknesses: Can't seem to stop working on "Moving On" even while "New Kid" and "More Than Friends" sit un-updated.
Special Skills: Wielding her keyboard like a literary sword. Them flamers scatter when she gets pissed!
Weapons: Keyboard, wit ... and that's about it. If you complain, she'll start baking and feed you to death!
Pet Peeves: Flamers! Oh, and also Blue Screens of Death. *Glares at computer* Just try it, pal!
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