i don't know wha-happened!

[esquilax]

i used to be really good at staying up late, and never sleeping. and then somewhere along the line between then and now, i just lost it all. i think it was when i gave up diet coke. i used to say that i didn't need sleep or water or food because i run off pure awesome. well, turns out it was just the diet coke. so last night i didn't sleep.

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i can't compete with that

[esquilax]

you win, my sexy friend, you win...

...this round.

Re: i can't compete with that

[thecosmicshame]

You've used the Magic Juicer and the Miracle Blade?

That's h4|2dc0r3

Re: i can't compete with that

[esquilax]

CHEATER!!!

i can try?

[esquilax]

let's go with this, you guys...

[runforyourlife]

this is the kind of contest i've been waiting for on livejournal.

Re: knock knock.. who's there?...

[runforyourlife]

ooooh snap!

this is getting brutal (but by no means ugly)

[esquilax]

touché, my friend, touché.

but on a serious note

[esquilax]

eating bananas is good for you. this is a public service announcement on behalf of all you kiddies who aren't meeting your daily requirement of potassium... you know who you are.

Re: but on a serious note

[esquilax]

ps - i won't tell Jesus if you won't!!

that banana has a bruise on it.

[runforyourlife]

you guys are out of control.

crap, drew.

[esquilax]

i thought to myself "that banana has a bruise on it... eh, no one will notice." crap, drew. that's not what you're supposed to be looking at. a liiiiiiiittle to the right. and down a bit, if you feel so inclined.