so let me start this out by saying that jes and i are so totally awesome.
blusprklz9: omgz did you see mean girls yet!?!??!?!?!?
blusprklz9: !?!??!?
SpkleButrfly4519: hahaha, no
blusprklz9: what-ev you are SO out of the clique
SpkleButrfly4519: amber wanted to go, but then tiffany got grounded for sneaking out of the house on friday to go to andrew's party
SpkleButrfly4519: and i'm like "oooookay?"
SpkleButrfly4519: seriously.
blusprklz9: seriously
SpkleButrfly4519: andrew is so totally not even that hot.
blusprklz9: yeah but id still make out with him since his mom is the cheerleading coach
SpkleButrfly4519: well, that's a given
SpkleButrfly4519: but still, like, if you're gonna sneak out of the house and make out with anyone, go to marshall's
SpkleButrfly4519: he's a dork so his mom lets him have company whenever
blusprklz9: oh my gosh we SAW marshall making out with bailey at mean girls
SpkleButrfly4519: and his brother is soooooo totally hot
blusprklz9: i totally forgot to tell you
blusprklz9: yeah his brother is WAY hot
SpkleButrfly4519: omg!!!!
SpkleButrfly4519: seriously
blusprklz9: yeah
blusprklz9: it was SICK
blusprklz9: it was like niagara
SpkleButrfly4519: ewwwww-ah
SpkleButrfly4519: he's weird
SpkleButrfly4519: plus i hear he takes the bus to the high school every day to take math classes there
blusprklz9: woah
SpkleButrfly4519: yeah
blusprklz9: nerd alert!
SpkleButrfly4519: i'm like, "whatever!"
SpkleButrfly4519: but yeah, his brother is like soooooo totally swoonable
blusprklz9: yeah
blusprklz9: once we were all over there
blusprklz9: and kierstin was like
SpkleButrfly4519: ugh, i hate kierstin
blusprklz9: i DARE you to run in his brothers room, knock on the door and flash your underwear at him!
SpkleButrfly4519: OMG NO!!!!
SpkleButrfly4519: LOLOLOL!!!!
blusprklz9: : yeah so
SpkleButrfly4519: did you do it???
blusprklz9: i ran in there
blusprklz9: but i got too scared!
blusprklz9: and i was just like...
blusprklz9: hey whats up
blusprklz9: and we made out
SpkleButrfly4519: OMFGSTFU!!!!
blusprklz9: but i told kierstin i flashed him
blusprklz9: cause otherwise she wouldnt let me go with her to florida
SpkleButrfly4519: THAT IS SOOOOOO TOTALLY AWESOME!
blusprklz9: yeah
blusprklz9: jokes on YOU, KIERSTIN
SpkleButrfly4519: i'll bet he's a really good kisser...
SpkleButrfly4519: *~*~*sigh*~*~*
blusprklz9: kind of
blusprklz9: he sort of tasted like doritos
blusprklz9: the cheese kind
SpkleButrfly4519: ewwwww-ah!
blusprklz9: but not nacho cheese, more like 4 cheese
SpkleButrfly4519: that's sick
blusprklz9: i know and a chunk got stuck in my braces!
SpkleButrfly4519: helloooo? tic-tac anyone?
blusprklz9: but what could i do!
SpkleButrfly4519: omg
blusprklz9: i couldnt be like um your chip scum is in my mouth because hello hes MARSHALLS HOT OLDER BROTHER?!?
blusprklz9: so i swallowed it
SpkleButrfly4519: yeah totally!
SpkleButrfly4519: ew!!!
SpkleButrfly4519: one time
blusprklz9: i secretly kind of wanted to save it
SpkleButrfly4519: marshall was tutoring me in science
SpkleButrfly4519: but really i was just there to scope out his brother
SpkleButrfly4519: and yeah, he was like, out by the pool
SpkleButrfly4519: and his rippling teenage muscles were glistening with poolwater and sun
SpkleButrfly4519: and seriously, i almost fell out of my chair
blusprklz9: omgz! i wouldve like totally diiiiiiiied
SpkleButrfly4519: i was like OMGSTFUWTF NO WAY!!!!!!!
SpkleButrfly4519: seriously
SpkleButrfly4519: for reals
blusprklz9: die
SpkleButrfly4519: yeah, i know!!!!
SpkleButrfly4519: one time i was walking to practice with kierstin, and she was all "so guess where i got this hickey from?" and i was like "OMGZ, hickeys are soooo totally gross!" but like secretly i was jealous, and then she was like "marshall's totally hot older brother gave it to me. i kept telling him not to, but he was like "baby, i gotsta"!!!!!!"
SpkleButrfly4519: also, i totally caught her trying to freeze my bra at ashlyn's slumber party last month.
SpkleButrfly4519: omg, i h8 her.
blusprklz9: omg
blusprklz9: shes just jealous because she totally has NO BOOBS!
SpkleButrfly4519: you know she is!!!
SpkleButrfly4519: i'll bet she stuffs her bra.
blusprklz9: i like how shes all oooh look at this new bra my mom got me and its satin but hello it has like NO cups
SpkleButrfly4519: what-ev
blusprklz9: whatev
SpkleButrfly4519: she's so totally not cool.
blusprklz9: I wear a 34 s
blusprklz9: a
blusprklz9: haha
SpkleButrfly4519: i'm way cooler.
SpkleButrfly4519: LOLOMGSTFU!!!!
blusprklz9: i do!
SpkleButrfly4519: me too!!!!
blusprklz9: i dont even know how it happened
blusprklz9: whoooaaaa
SpkleButrfly4519: seriously!!
blusprklz9: 34a power!
SpkleButrfly4519: i'm so putting this in my diary.
TEEN GIRL SQUAD! THEY'RE TEENAGE GIRLS BETWEEN THE AGES OF 13 AND 19!!
if you read this whole thing you're my hero.