sweet merciful crap

[esquilax]

my keyboard is royally screwed up. finally it can go no further, i think. i spilled coffee and orange juice on it today, and it just kind of started sucking really bad. so if i'm not online as much, it's because it physically pains me to type anything. you don't even know how many curse words i'm mumbling under my breath. i like some quirk in

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The Demon In The Tea Could Save Us All.

[never_gonna_die]

Have I mentioned how great your posts are? Well if I haven't, then here goes:
Wow, that was hilarious, and I mean, I laughed til I cried, and then I beat myself up about it, because I made a pact with myself not to cry when I laugh. You made me break this pact. So now I'm unsure of what to do with my life. I also very much enjoy the picture storybook. I'm making a picture storybook one day. (when i gets me a dig-a-tall kam-err-aah.) It's about this guy who becomes homeless. Wow that sounds really bad and mean out of context. However, I have no intention of putting it IN context right now. What do you think about that?
Chris
PS, the bride side will be the right side when facing the entrance. Is that cool?

It's cool with me.

[esquilax]

what's even worse is that as soon as i stepped outside today i was thought "OH MAN, NOTHING SOUNDS BETTER RIGHT NOW THAN A GOOD MUG OF TEA!"

SONOFAB*TCH.

I'm A Devil With Angel Wings.

[never_gonna_die]

I'm a staunch advocate of Tea, and Tea like entities. I apologize if this offends you.
Chris

i'm an angel with devil wings

[esquilax]

i myself love tea. i just hate what happens when i'm loving tea. :/

I've been sleeping while I walk.

[never_gonna_die]

If loving tea is a crime. Then I guess I wouldn't love tea as much, but I'd still visit tea on the weekends. We would hang out everyonce in a while when we were both bored. I mean, I'm not going to jail for tea. But I would sneak it into my room at night.

Re: I've been sleeping while I walk.

[esquilax]

sista, take it from me, you don't wanna get wrapped up in that biznez. dump his sorry behind, girl! you don't need that trash anyway!

Re: I've been sleeping while I walk.

[esquilax]

my apologies, i took this to mean that tea was in jail. clearly i am an idiot. tea is not in jail. woopsy-doodle!

Funny you should mention...

[never_gonna_die]

i was just talking to a friend yestarday, and i said something that sounded like a large angry black woman would say to a guest on a talk show that was 15 and had 7 kids. It was then that i realized , i'm a large black woman with an opinion trapped inside a 1/4 aleutian man's body. does that make any sense?

poles put holes in the homies' rolls, holla

[esquilax]

i gots a lot mo' flava than my polish pedigree would have you believe, homie.

I'm A Big Fan.

[never_gonna_die]

Can I just say, that in the past few years i've suddenly met a ton of polish persons. It's weird. there is so much polish pride around me, they throw perogies at me, and make me stew cabbage. Is this normal? I'm thinking about fighting back, and throwing some seal steaks, maybe some salmon.

polishxcore

[esquilax]

you should know that seal is like kryptonite to the poles. seriously. that's why i can't work in a zoo.

Crimeny.

[never_gonna_die]

I had no idea. Good thing I have absolutely no seal. I did however just make vegetarian biscuits and gravy. If only you lived in cincinnati, I would have invited you over, and you would have been all, "WOW, Chris, that was good as hell" and I would have said, "Yes I agree, it was in fact delicious. " It would have been the best day ever. I guess I'll settle for eating it, and then replying to your message.

Re: Crimeny.

[esquilax]

i also like vegetables. i'm thinking i need to post something new because this comment thread is getting crazyoutofcontrol.