Mar 22, 2009 23:58
a sore story
yunho/jaejoong, R
crack!, smut
jaejoong's horny and sleepy. yunho's sore and pissed. what's the score?
yunho certainly doesnt know about other men and he certainly doesnt give a fuck, thank you very much. its just that right here, right now, his ass hurts. hurts like hell, sore and painful, dried cum between his thighs, mixed with the smell of flavoured lube and his own indiscretion. he's not pleased at the fact that jaejoong's erection is poking his inner thigh insistently and the alarm clock indicates only a couple of hours to get ready.
he pulls a little only to have stupid jaejoong hold on to his waist firmer. finally after five minutes of futile struggling, he gives up and huffs, orderly self twitching at the fact that they're going to be late. oh, the horror.
jaejoong certainly doesnt notice his little predicament, choosing to hump against him, sleepy, horny and warm. yunho's eyes widen incredulously and he stares while heated moans escape the older man's throat. this man is unbelievable. three rounds of voracious sexing and he's having a wet dream on top of it?
"so i know we're going to be late," jaejoong says suddenly and his eyes pop open, certainly not sleepy. more like: hazy with lust. "but for once, i dont care and so i'm asking you to get between my thighs and suck it up. no, i'm telling you to."
"your fault," yunho grouses, moving slowly, but moving nonetheless. he sighs and gives up, reaching for shamelessly erect length and pumping slowly. jaejoong moans a little more, yunho makes a quick job of it and there's cum all over his chest.
"that was pathetic."
"that's punishment for my sore ass."
"...."
"aw, come on, yunnie-"
"immune."
"yunja-"
"uhuh."
"baby."
when they emerge out of their bedroom, yunho's limping and running for the bedroom. jaejoong's wearing a strangely leery expression on his face. changmin shudders, junsu shudders even more and yoochun smiles his greasy, pimptastic smile.
a sore ending to a sore story.
pairing: yunho/jaejoong