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Jul 06, 2007 20:50

Who: Itsuki Koizumi esperboy, Danny Fenton muffinaut, Sam Manson ultra_recycling, Ranma Saotome hydrophobia, and Jun Watarase watarase_jun.

What: Sam and Danny come over to stay at Itsuki's apartment, Ranma and Jun appear out of nowhere, then everybody goes to fight with water guns.

Where: At Itsuki's apartment, then the Park.

When: Today



Itsuki: *is happy at home, doing nothing but ^___^*

Danny: *tiredly carries himself and Sam to Japan* *after resting a bit, makes it to Itsuki's house and rings the door bell*

Sam: *gets off Danny's back*

Itsuki: *opens the door*: ^_^ Ah, Danny! And Manson-san, too. Welcome!

Danny: Hi! Thanks for letting us come.

Sam: Yeah, what he said. *points to Danny*

Itsuki: ^_^ Not a problem. I could use the company right now.

Itsuki: Nice to meet you in person, Manson-san. ^_^

Danny: He watches our show, Sam

Sam: Oh does he?

Itsuki: ^_^ Yes, when I have the time. It is really amusing.

Sam: *snickers* Amusing in what sense?

Danny: *Beams~*

Sam: Amusing, as in watching Danny here screw up, or watching everyone else screw up?

Itsuki: Well, it is entertaining. ^_^

Danny: ...Sam!

Sam: Yes? *innocent-yet-evil look*

Itsuki: Please, come on in *opens door*

Jun: *pulls out a gun* FREEZE~!! <3 YOU'RE ALL UNDER ARREST FOR LOITERING IN FRONT OF PROPERTY. ARRR!!

Sam: WHAT THE HELL?!

Danny: .....O_o???

Itsuki: ...^_^ Watarase-san?

Ranma: .. *steps out of random grouping of bushes, looking sheepish* Sorry, he got free from the leash.

Sam: Your dog needs to be trained better.

Itsuki: Ah, and Ranma, too. ^_^ Are you all visiting?

Danny: .....Watar-- Are you 'Jun'??

Ranma: *looks around stupidly* .. Oh.

Sam: You KNOW her??

Jun: *looks at Danny* KYAAAAAAAA~ *POUNCE*

Danny: Yeah she's talked to me on my jou--ARGGHH!!!

Sam: ....

Sam: GET THE HELL OFF MY BOYFRIEND!!!

Jun: *looks at Sam* *___* You're so cute!

Ranma: ..... *scratches head idly*

Itsuki: Ah, everybody... ^_^ Why don't we just calm down?

Sam: *twitchtwitch* You call me cute and you'll find your scalp in your mouth.

Danny: sdkajdlskjada Ahh ahaha, Sam please, calm down? *still trying to wiggle free of Jun*

Jun: :'DDDDD I did call you cute. But I think Ranma-chan is cuter. :3

Itsuki: *looks at ranma asking for help*

Ranma: *busts out mini squirt bottle* *squirts Jun* Down!

Sam: *blinkblink*

Jun: KYAA! DDDDD': Now I'm all wet!

Danny: *Phases through Jun*

Itsuki: Watarase-san, you can dry at my house. ^_^ Please, everybody, come on in.

Sam: Can we keep her in the dog house? *points to Jun*

Ranma: .. her?

Jun: *shoots the gun at Sam, the flag aimed at her forehead* That isn't very nice.

Itsuki: Ah... I don't think so, Manson-san. ^_^

Sam: Oh that's it. *pulls out mini-thermos and throws it at Jun*

Jun: :'D I'ma boy~ <3 *DODGE* D:

Sam: .....GET OVER HERE YOU LITTLE TRANSVESTITE!

Jun: ;________; RANMA-CHAN. *CLIMBS ONTO HIM*

Danny: Jun's a boy?

Sam: APPARENTLY. D<

Danny: ...SAM!! CALM DOWN!!!!

Ranma: *climbed on* OI OK that's ENOUGH.

Itsuki: *sighs*

Sam: *twitches a bit* F-fine.

Ranma: *carries Jun under arm into Itsuki's house*

Jun: :< I don't have interest in your boyfriend, silly girl.

Jun: *squirmy* D:

Itsuki: ^_^ Please, Danny, Manson-san, follow me

Itsuki: I'll show you where you will be sleeping.

Sam: *eyes Jun suspiciously*

Danny: Thanks.

Ranma: *sets Jun down on.. random piece of furniture* Stay.

Danny: *follows Itsuki in and sits*

Sam: *follows Danny in and shuts door*

Itsuki: *shows a little empty room next to the living room, with a couple of futons in them* Hopefully this isn't too small for you?

Jun: *bites at Ranma* >|

Sam: ......he's FERAL?!

Ranma: *brandishes squirt bottle*

Ranma: Don't worry, he's got all his shots.

Danny: Its fine. *eyes Jun and Sam* ...

Sam: ......

Sam: *turns to the futons*

Itsuki: *wonders if the visit will kill him first* Is it comfortable?

Sam: They're just fine. Thanks. *keeps an eye on Jun*

Jun: *smacks Ranma hard* I'm telling on yo to Akane-chan. :( And make her pack your lunch for the rest of the month of you squirt me again, pipsqueak. D:

Danny: *sits on one of them* They are! *sits his duffle bag of clothes on his*

Itsuki: ^_^ I'm glad. *is slightly scared of Sam*

Ranma: *blinks down at Jun* So play nice.

Danny: *notices you could cut the tension in the air with a knife*

Danny: So, how about the cucumber sodas?

Sam: YES.

Sam: WHERE ARE MY FREAKING VEGGIE SODAS.

Danny: ;;;;;;

Sam: Hey, s'not like you can get them in Amity.

Itsuki: Er, yes. ^_^ I'll bring them

Itsuki: *goes to the kitches, gets the six pack*

Ranma: *awkward look*

Itsuki: Here you go, Manson.san. ^_^

Sam: *snatches a soda and starts gulping it down. WITHOUT EVEN TAKING THE RING OFF, DAMN STRAIGHT*

Itsuki: ^_^ Ahh...I'm glad you like it. Would anybody else want one?

Ranma: *making o_o face*

Jun: *chewing on Ranma's arm* >F

Danny: I'm good.

Ranma: Er, maybe we should come back later.. *nudges Jun toward the door*

Itsuki: ^_^ Ok then. *sits down* So, Danny, is there anything in particular you would like to see?

Sam: Yeah good idea. *grabs another soda*

Jun: Hey! :<

Itsuki: Oh, no, please stay. *doesn't want to be left alone with Haruhi v. 2*

Danny: Um, I'm not really sure. I haevn't really read into it much. You mentioned visiting the school, though *_*

Sam: I don't even know what you two are talking about.

Jun: *sitting on Ranma* Right-- ... You're... American, right? :'D

Ranma: *somehow got sat on*

Sam: *glares* Yeah, so?

Jun: You planed here~? <3

Itsuki: ^_^ Danny was interesting in seeing my high school. I'm not sure if I can do that, but I'll do my best.

Danny: *puts a hand on Sam's shoulder meaning 'please calm dowwn'*

Danny: Oh man, it'd be so cool. *-*

Sam: *twitches again*

Sam: ....Danny, you WANT to go to school?

Ranma: Jun, there's.. futons. Over there.

Jun: Ranma-chan's more comfy. <3

Sam: Stay AWAY from our futons. D<

Jun: I have no interest in your futons. :|

Sam: Good.

Ranma: ..... Something in your pocket's digging into my spine!

Jun: :'D You mean my kni-- I mean by handkerchief? :'D

Itsuki: *feels impending doom* Why don't we all go out sightseeing? ^_^ Surely Ranma and Watarase-san will love to show you around with me.

Danny: *likes that Idea*

Sam: Hmm. I always liked the idea of going to see Japan.

Ranma: *shakes Jun off*

Jun: Mhmmm~ ... *deviousinnocent smile*

Itsuki: ^_^ Then lets get going. *trying to get everybody away from his stuff. Just in case.*

Sam: *grabs the rest of the sodas*

Jun: *knocks something over* :'D Whoops. <3

Danny: Gets up and cringes as he hears something brake*

Ranma: *is used to things breaking. doesn't notice.*

Itsuki: *looks at the broken photo frame. Sighs*

Danny: So, those sights???

Ranma: .. or we could do somethin' else.

Ranma: Jun an' me brought some squirtguns. *TO THE RESCUE*

Sam: *glares*

Ranma: *shrugs*

Danny: Squirt guns? *interested*

Ranma: *slightly freaked out by Sam*

Sam: Danny! D<

Danny: What! It sounds fun.

Ranma: Yeah, since it's a hot day and everything..

Itsuki: ^_^ Well, it does sound like fun.

Danny: I'm in

Ranma: I think we passed a small park coming here?

Sam: Fine. *folds arms* There better be enough guns.

Danny: *will ttly cheat with his powers*

Sam: *will totally smack Danny if he cheats with his powers*

Ranma: *will also ttly cheat*

Jun: *will cheat as well* :'D?

Itsuki: *can't actually cheat*

Ranma: *Itsuki fails*

Jun: *I know, right*

Sam: *can't cheat either*

Itsuki: *not his fault his powers are special*

Sam: *except for having good aim with guns?*

Ranma: *haha mortals*

Jun: *HAHA PEOPLE WITH NO MAGIC*

Jun: ... So, shall we... go? :3

Itsuki: *is totally going to lose* Shall we get going, then?

Jun: JINX

Jun: <3~

Itsuki: ^_^ I guess I owe you a soda?

Ranma: *when did Jun get magic powers?*

Danny: To the park!!!

Sam: Not a cucumber soda. D<

Jun: *it comes from the fandom, Ranma-chan~ :'D <3*

Ranma: *orite*

Jun: I want ice cream. <3

Itsuki: ^_^ Not a cucumber-soda, Manson-san. *Gets everybody out and closes the door*

Ranma: *makes sure to keep Jun restrained* I think the park's.. that way. *RANDOM DIRECTION*

Danny: *ttly remembers the park cause it was the park of the dreaded pogo-stick*

Itsuki: ^_^ It's the other way, Ranma.

Ranma: .. Oh. *has been hanging around ryoga too much ):*

Itsuki: ^_^ Should we have teams?

Danny: I claim captain!

Jun: Ranma-chan's teaaaaaaam!

Itsuki: Oh? ^_^ Where should I go?

Ranma: Teams are kinda uneven.

Danny: Hm.

Danny: I don't mind being short a player. I'll have Sam on my team and Itsuki can go to yours?

Ranma: Cool with me. *shrug*

Danny: *ttly thinks he's gonna win anyways >>*

Ranma: *ttly thinks he'll win too <<*

Itsuki: ^_^ *checks his watch* And we should start, now? *shoots Danny while not looking.*

Ranma: *other people unnecessary*

Sam: HAHA.

Danny: AJhdkahsa Hey! *shoots back!*

Sam: *shoots Jun. With the unmatched vigor of an angry woman. REPEATEDLY*

Itsuki: *avoids with super ESPer skills, falls to the ground*

Ranma: *returns fire IN DEFENSE OF JUN*

Jun: *completely unnerved by Sam's pathetic attempts at being manly, but gets wet anyway* *SQUEALS*

Sam: *shoots Ranma*

Ranma: *dodges pretty effortlessly*

Danny: *goes after Itsuki* *Squirt!*

Itsuki: *runs towards the trees, getting a bit wet but hiding*

Danny: *goes through the trees* Where are you~?

Ranma: *hops into a tallish looking tree and snipes Danny*

Itsuki: *is hiding behind a tree* *shoots at danny from behind*

Itsuki: ^_^ Nice job, Ranma.

Danny: kjshaksa Argh!! *tempted to do that* *Tries getting them both >|*

Ranma: *shielded by folliage from tree but is slightly splattered* Gonna have to do better than that.

Sam: *stands around in the middle of the park, plain in sight, waiting for something to happen*

Itsuki: *is used to avoiding, moves against the back of a tree*

Jun: *watches the fight with a content hum, cocking his gun*

Danny: *looks around for them* *goes invisible >]*

Itsuki: Huh. This might be a problem.

Ranma: ... Oh, not fair.

Sam: *starts counting all the things she can slap her boyfriend for*

Danny: *Appears behind Ranma* Ha!! *shoots*

Ranma: *ttly shot from behind*

Ranma: *has been womanized ):*

Itsuki: *hears the splatter, runs into the open field*

Danny: ....O_O

Sam: *shoots Itsuki from behind* *A LOT*

Danny: *staring un moving* ....

Jun: *RUNS TO RANMA* sdkjfhskjhfkuheflkkusef >:|||||||||| WHO DID THIS.

Itsuki: *is attacked* *falls on his back and shoots back*

Ranma: *shoots back and Danny and knocks him out of the tree*

Sam: *RUNS AWAAAAAAAAAAY*

Itsuki: *hears the noises* *ignores them and runs behind Sam*

Sam: *keeps running around everywhere and shooting Itsuki*

Jun: Ranma, your boobs. :'D *points at the wet fabric*

Danny: skldjlsjlasjlasjasdasfa DID I DO THAT!? o-o

Itsuki: *having a one-on-one fight with Sam...until they find the rest of the guys.* *Shoots Danny from behind*

Sam: *stops and stares* ....what.

Ranma: .. *awkward stare* So what?

Itsuki: ^_^ Oh my. I had forgotten the water was cold. *knows about Ranma because he likes to read the manga*

Sam: You're male. And you have BOOBS. THAT is what. MEN DO NOT BREASTFEED.

Danny: *gets shot* *Forgets Ranma and goes after Itsuki* *luls attention span*

Jun: It's wet and they're showing through, silly. =( The sun mades red see through~

Ranma: ?? *looks at Sam and shoots*

Itsuki: *while avoiding and getting shot by Danny* ^_^Oh, it's not that he has breasts. *shoots* He just turned into a girl.

Jun: :< Ranma-chan has no shame! <3 No wonder Kuno-chan is attracted to him so!

Sam: *gets shot and stares at Itsuki* ...sounds familiar. >D

Sam: DOESN'T IT SOUND FAMILIAR DANNY?

Ranma: *is pretty much shameless lol*

Danny: That's really wierd *still going after Itsuki*

Danny: ...SHUT UP SAM

Danny: >|

Sam: WELL IT'S TRUE.

Ranma: Innerteam conflict?

Danny: THEY WEREN'T BOOBS. THEY WERE PECKS

Sam: WELL, OBVIOUSLY BUTCH HARTMAN DOESN'T THINK SO.

Itsuki: It's an opening, Ranma-chan. ^_^ *shoots at both of them*

Ranma: *shoots at both of them as well* This is too easy.

Sam: Oh shi--*shoots back rabidly at Itsuki and Ranma and Danny*

Danny: .....*gets shot* sldjalsjaljs *RLY wants to overshadow someone now*

Sam: *BECAUSE SHE CAN*

Sam: *overshadow Jun, for god's sake*

Danny: *I'm kinda scared too. >>*

Sam: *of what?! It's not like you still have trouble figuring out how to not shoot ectoblasts from your butt.*

Danny: *skaklajklasjdkjksljal*

Sam: *>D*

Danny: *shoots Sam* >|

Sam: *throws boot at Danny*

Ranma: .. *shrugs and shoots Itsuki*

Itsuki: ^_^ *is shot* *shoots Ranma*

Ranma: *uses Jun as shield*

Danny: *is hit with boot* sdsajlaks *keeps it*

Sam: *shoots Danny while he's still off-guard*

Jun: Gah! ;;_____________;;

Danny: *shoots back*

Itsuki: *decides his clothes are too expensive to get them even wetter* *Hides behind the trees*

Sam: *runs off*

Sam: *because she runs ten times better than Danny does*

Ranma: *PURSUES ITSUKI LIKE PREDATOR*

Danny: *looks for someone to over shadow*

Itsuki: Ranma-chan! I thought we were on the same team? ^_^

Sam: *JUN DAMMIT*

Jun: *IS MORE ATTRACTICE THAN SAM AND PUTS GIRLS TO SHAME*

Ranma: The others are too busy with sexual frustration to fight back. *HUNTS DOWN*

Sam: *TRUE*

Sam: *except for the attractive part*

Danny: *gives up and overshadows Jun*

Itsuki: *makes evasive move he learned while fighting shinjins and shoots Ranma*

Sam: *runs to overshadowed!Jun and sprays him nonstop* HAHA. >D

Ranma: *is already chick anyway*

Danny: *feels kinda short now* >] *Shoots back* *goes after Ranma*

Jun: *doesn't mind getting wet* :'D <3 *shoots Sam back~*

Ranma: *hides behind a tree and attempts to sneak up behind Itsuki*

Sam: *bites Ju--no, just shoots back*

Itsuki: *hides, trying to avoid getting shot* Ranma, perhaps we should concentrate on the others?

Ranma: .. what others?

Danny: *as Jun* *sneaking after Ranma* *shoots*

Sam: *ninjas behind Ranma and shoots*

Ranma: *SOAKED FROM BEHIND ):*

Ranma: *turns to face Jun* OI WHAT'RE YOU DOING.

Itsuki: ^_^ Those others.

Danny: *hops out of jun's body* :]

Ranma: ......... *wtf face*

Sam: *sprays Itsuki while she's at it*

Itsuki: ^_^ Oh, my.

Ranma: .. *looks from Jun to Danny to Jun* o_o

Sam: Yousmiletoomuchfjkdaljfafjljflkfkjdla *sprays Itsuki again* D<

Danny: Ghost powers

Danny: *shoots Ranma again*

Sam: Standard with every malfuncitioning ghost portal.

Jun: ...? D:

Ranma: ... *shrug* I've seen weirder. *sprays Danny back*

Itsuki: *smiles while his face is dripping with water* Is that wrong? *shoots same, soaking her*

Danny: *keeps shooting Ranma*

Sam: *sort of blocks her face with her hand* YES IT'S WEIRD. D<

Itsuki: ^_^ How so? *runs from behind and shots her on the neck*

Sam: JKFDLSJFKS D< *starts shooting Itsuki in the face and bashing him with the gun itself*

Ranma: *attempts to shoot danny back but..* ...... no more bullets.

Jun: *tosses his gun at Ranma and watches it hit him in the head* :'DDDDDDDbb

Danny: *runs out too* Dammit.

Itsuki: *holds Sam's hands because he appreciates not being bruised* Ah, Manson-san, please calm down.

Sam: Aww, you don't know how to have fun. *pauses, then squirts Itsuki again anyway*

Danny: *stares as Jun clocks Ranma with the gun*

(04:08:25 p.m.): Itsuki: *puts some distance between them, and shoots. All the water runs out* Oh my. ^_^

Ranma: *hit with gun, then catches*

Ranma: .. *squirts Danny*

Danny: *throws his empty gun at Ranma >\*

Sam: HA. *points at Itsuki victoriously*

Ranma: *smacks gun back at with.. gun.*

Itsuki: ^_^ Congratulations, Manson-san.

Danny: *catches it* ... *looks for Sam*

Sam: *stares at Itsuki* *WTF?*

Sam: *turns to Danny* What are you doing? O.o

Ranma: *clueless look* Am I missing something.

Danny: *holds empty gun* Who won?

Sam: *holds an almost empty gun* I did, of course.

Ranma: *squirts Sam with still full gun Jun hardly used*

Ranma: I win.

Sam: *gets ready to pull her other boot off*

Ranma: *has faced bitchier girls than Sam*

Itsuki: ^_^ Well, how about we leave this as a draw?

Sam: *orly.*

Ranma: *yarly*

Sam: *like who.*

Danny: ...Draws are nice.

Ranma: *like Akane*

Sam: *like Spectra.*

Danny: ....

Jun: ... *doesn't know ESP*

Ranma: *doesn't either*

Sam: *nope!*

Itsuki: *is fairly amused* ^_^ How about we go grab some dinner?

Ranma: *silence*

Danny: Food is good. *_*

Sam: No meat.

Ranma: .. Change of clothes would be cool.

Jun: *squishes Ranma* OKAYYYYY~

Itsuki: ^_^ I'm sure we can find some vegetables for you.

Sam: Also, do you have anymore of that veggie sodas? Does it come in different flavors?

Ranma: kldamfklfmskl JUN STOP PLAYING WITH MY CHEST.

Itsuki: ^_^ I'm not sure, but we can look.

Danny: ...

Danny: *Phases all the water off of him*

Sam: OH AND NOT ME? D<

Ranma: *rings out water from bottom of shirt irritably*

Itsuki: *takes off wet shirt, to dry himself like normal humans do. And because he's a show off* Should we get back home, then? ^_^

Jun: CHe~ *pout*

Danny: *phases the water off Sam too* Sounds cool to me

Sam: Thank you.

Ranma: *doesn't like to be outdone* *mimics Itsuki*

Itsuki: ...Ranma-chan ^_^ I think you might be showing a bit too much.

Ranma: .. So don't look.

Sam: Do you know what a 'bra' is?

Danny: ....*sdjalsjdalksaljsa* *looks away*

Ranma: *finishes squeezing out shirt and puts back on* Yeah, so? Why would I wear one of those.

Itsuki: *trying to keep looking away.*

Sam: Because people with boobs need them. Including you.

Danny: So, Dinner? Can we go to it??

Ranma: .. I'm a dude. Why would I wear one JUST IN CASE I turned into a girl?

Sam: There ARE uncupped bras, you know. *doesn't care that she's shouting it out around a bunch of guys*

Itsuki: ^_^ Good idea!! *gets between Ranma and Sam, because he'd like to make it back alive*

[THEN EVERYBODY WENT BACK TO ITSUKI'S WHERE THEY ATE. STUFF WITH NO FACES ON IT. THE END]

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