Who: Itsuki Koizumi
esperboy, Danny Fenton
muffinaut, Sam Manson
ultra_recycling, Ranma Saotome
hydrophobia, and Jun Watarase
watarase_jun.
What: Sam and Danny come over to stay at Itsuki's apartment, Ranma and Jun appear out of nowhere, then everybody goes to fight with water guns.
Where: At Itsuki's apartment, then the Park.
When: Today
Itsuki: *is happy at home, doing nothing but ^___^*
Danny: *tiredly carries himself and Sam to Japan* *after resting a bit, makes it to Itsuki's house and rings the door bell*
Sam: *gets off Danny's back*
Itsuki: *opens the door*: ^_^ Ah, Danny! And Manson-san, too. Welcome!
Danny: Hi! Thanks for letting us come.
Sam: Yeah, what he said. *points to Danny*
Itsuki: ^_^ Not a problem. I could use the company right now.
Itsuki: Nice to meet you in person, Manson-san. ^_^
Danny: He watches our show, Sam
Sam: Oh does he?
Itsuki: ^_^ Yes, when I have the time. It is really amusing.
Sam: *snickers* Amusing in what sense?
Danny: *Beams~*
Sam: Amusing, as in watching Danny here screw up, or watching everyone else screw up?
Itsuki: Well, it is entertaining. ^_^
Danny: ...Sam!
Sam: Yes? *innocent-yet-evil look*
Itsuki: Please, come on in *opens door*
Jun: *pulls out a gun* FREEZE~!! <3 YOU'RE ALL UNDER ARREST FOR LOITERING IN FRONT OF PROPERTY. ARRR!!
Sam: WHAT THE HELL?!
Danny: .....O_o???
Itsuki: ...^_^ Watarase-san?
Ranma: .. *steps out of random grouping of bushes, looking sheepish* Sorry, he got free from the leash.
Sam: Your dog needs to be trained better.
Itsuki: Ah, and Ranma, too. ^_^ Are you all visiting?
Danny: .....Watar-- Are you 'Jun'??
Ranma: *looks around stupidly* .. Oh.
Sam: You KNOW her??
Jun: *looks at Danny* KYAAAAAAAA~ *POUNCE*
Danny: Yeah she's talked to me on my jou--ARGGHH!!!
Sam: ....
Sam: GET THE HELL OFF MY BOYFRIEND!!!
Jun: *looks at Sam* *___* You're so cute!
Ranma: ..... *scratches head idly*
Itsuki: Ah, everybody... ^_^ Why don't we just calm down?
Sam: *twitchtwitch* You call me cute and you'll find your scalp in your mouth.
Danny: sdkajdlskjada Ahh ahaha, Sam please, calm down? *still trying to wiggle free of Jun*
Jun: :'DDDDD I did call you cute. But I think Ranma-chan is cuter. :3
Itsuki: *looks at ranma asking for help*
Ranma: *busts out mini squirt bottle* *squirts Jun* Down!
Sam: *blinkblink*
Jun: KYAA! DDDDD': Now I'm all wet!
Danny: *Phases through Jun*
Itsuki: Watarase-san, you can dry at my house. ^_^ Please, everybody, come on in.
Sam: Can we keep her in the dog house? *points to Jun*
Ranma: .. her?
Jun: *shoots the gun at Sam, the flag aimed at her forehead* That isn't very nice.
Itsuki: Ah... I don't think so, Manson-san. ^_^
Sam: Oh that's it. *pulls out mini-thermos and throws it at Jun*
Jun: :'D I'ma boy~ <3 *DODGE* D:
Sam: .....GET OVER HERE YOU LITTLE TRANSVESTITE!
Jun: ;________; RANMA-CHAN. *CLIMBS ONTO HIM*
Danny: Jun's a boy?
Sam: APPARENTLY. D<
Danny: ...SAM!! CALM DOWN!!!!
Ranma: *climbed on* OI OK that's ENOUGH.
Itsuki: *sighs*
Sam: *twitches a bit* F-fine.
Ranma: *carries Jun under arm into Itsuki's house*
Jun: :< I don't have interest in your boyfriend, silly girl.
Jun: *squirmy* D:
Itsuki: ^_^ Please, Danny, Manson-san, follow me
Itsuki: I'll show you where you will be sleeping.
Sam: *eyes Jun suspiciously*
Danny: Thanks.
Ranma: *sets Jun down on.. random piece of furniture* Stay.
Danny: *follows Itsuki in and sits*
Sam: *follows Danny in and shuts door*
Itsuki: *shows a little empty room next to the living room, with a couple of futons in them* Hopefully this isn't too small for you?
Jun: *bites at Ranma* >|
Sam: ......he's FERAL?!
Ranma: *brandishes squirt bottle*
Ranma: Don't worry, he's got all his shots.
Danny: Its fine. *eyes Jun and Sam* ...
Sam: ......
Sam: *turns to the futons*
Itsuki: *wonders if the visit will kill him first* Is it comfortable?
Sam: They're just fine. Thanks. *keeps an eye on Jun*
Jun: *smacks Ranma hard* I'm telling on yo to Akane-chan. :( And make her pack your lunch for the rest of the month of you squirt me again, pipsqueak. D:
Danny: *sits on one of them* They are! *sits his duffle bag of clothes on his*
Itsuki: ^_^ I'm glad. *is slightly scared of Sam*
Ranma: *blinks down at Jun* So play nice.
Danny: *notices you could cut the tension in the air with a knife*
Danny: So, how about the cucumber sodas?
Sam: YES.
Sam: WHERE ARE MY FREAKING VEGGIE SODAS.
Danny: ;;;;;;
Sam: Hey, s'not like you can get them in Amity.
Itsuki: Er, yes. ^_^ I'll bring them
Itsuki: *goes to the kitches, gets the six pack*
Ranma: *awkward look*
Itsuki: Here you go, Manson.san. ^_^
Sam: *snatches a soda and starts gulping it down. WITHOUT EVEN TAKING THE RING OFF, DAMN STRAIGHT*
Itsuki: ^_^ Ahh...I'm glad you like it. Would anybody else want one?
Ranma: *making o_o face*
Jun: *chewing on Ranma's arm* >F
Danny: I'm good.
Ranma: Er, maybe we should come back later.. *nudges Jun toward the door*
Itsuki: ^_^ Ok then. *sits down* So, Danny, is there anything in particular you would like to see?
Sam: Yeah good idea. *grabs another soda*
Jun: Hey! :<
Itsuki: Oh, no, please stay. *doesn't want to be left alone with Haruhi v. 2*
Danny: Um, I'm not really sure. I haevn't really read into it much. You mentioned visiting the school, though *_*
Sam: I don't even know what you two are talking about.
Jun: *sitting on Ranma* Right-- ... You're... American, right? :'D
Ranma: *somehow got sat on*
Sam: *glares* Yeah, so?
Jun: You planed here~? <3
Itsuki: ^_^ Danny was interesting in seeing my high school. I'm not sure if I can do that, but I'll do my best.
Danny: *puts a hand on Sam's shoulder meaning 'please calm dowwn'*
Danny: Oh man, it'd be so cool. *-*
Sam: *twitches again*
Sam: ....Danny, you WANT to go to school?
Ranma: Jun, there's.. futons. Over there.
Jun: Ranma-chan's more comfy. <3
Sam: Stay AWAY from our futons. D<
Jun: I have no interest in your futons. :|
Sam: Good.
Ranma: ..... Something in your pocket's digging into my spine!
Jun: :'D You mean my kni-- I mean by handkerchief? :'D
Itsuki: *feels impending doom* Why don't we all go out sightseeing? ^_^ Surely Ranma and Watarase-san will love to show you around with me.
Danny: *likes that Idea*
Sam: Hmm. I always liked the idea of going to see Japan.
Ranma: *shakes Jun off*
Jun: Mhmmm~ ... *deviousinnocent smile*
Itsuki: ^_^ Then lets get going. *trying to get everybody away from his stuff. Just in case.*
Sam: *grabs the rest of the sodas*
Jun: *knocks something over* :'D Whoops. <3
Danny: Gets up and cringes as he hears something brake*
Ranma: *is used to things breaking. doesn't notice.*
Itsuki: *looks at the broken photo frame. Sighs*
Danny: So, those sights???
Ranma: .. or we could do somethin' else.
Ranma: Jun an' me brought some squirtguns. *TO THE RESCUE*
Sam: *glares*
Ranma: *shrugs*
Danny: Squirt guns? *interested*
Ranma: *slightly freaked out by Sam*
Sam: Danny! D<
Danny: What! It sounds fun.
Ranma: Yeah, since it's a hot day and everything..
Itsuki: ^_^ Well, it does sound like fun.
Danny: I'm in
Ranma: I think we passed a small park coming here?
Sam: Fine. *folds arms* There better be enough guns.
Danny: *will ttly cheat with his powers*
Sam: *will totally smack Danny if he cheats with his powers*
Ranma: *will also ttly cheat*
Jun: *will cheat as well* :'D?
Itsuki: *can't actually cheat*
Ranma: *Itsuki fails*
Jun: *I know, right*
Sam: *can't cheat either*
Itsuki: *not his fault his powers are special*
Sam: *except for having good aim with guns?*
Ranma: *haha mortals*
Jun: *HAHA PEOPLE WITH NO MAGIC*
Jun: ... So, shall we... go? :3
Itsuki: *is totally going to lose* Shall we get going, then?
Jun: JINX
Jun: <3~
Itsuki: ^_^ I guess I owe you a soda?
Ranma: *when did Jun get magic powers?*
Danny: To the park!!!
Sam: Not a cucumber soda. D<
Jun: *it comes from the fandom, Ranma-chan~ :'D <3*
Ranma: *orite*
Jun: I want ice cream. <3
Itsuki: ^_^ Not a cucumber-soda, Manson-san. *Gets everybody out and closes the door*
Ranma: *makes sure to keep Jun restrained* I think the park's.. that way. *RANDOM DIRECTION*
Danny: *ttly remembers the park cause it was the park of the dreaded pogo-stick*
Itsuki: ^_^ It's the other way, Ranma.
Ranma: .. Oh. *has been hanging around ryoga too much ):*
Itsuki: ^_^ Should we have teams?
Danny: I claim captain!
Jun: Ranma-chan's teaaaaaaam!
Itsuki: Oh? ^_^ Where should I go?
Ranma: Teams are kinda uneven.
Danny: Hm.
Danny: I don't mind being short a player. I'll have Sam on my team and Itsuki can go to yours?
Ranma: Cool with me. *shrug*
Danny: *ttly thinks he's gonna win anyways >>*
Ranma: *ttly thinks he'll win too <<*
Itsuki: ^_^ *checks his watch* And we should start, now? *shoots Danny while not looking.*
Ranma: *other people unnecessary*
Sam: HAHA.
Danny: AJhdkahsa Hey! *shoots back!*
Sam: *shoots Jun. With the unmatched vigor of an angry woman. REPEATEDLY*
Itsuki: *avoids with super ESPer skills, falls to the ground*
Ranma: *returns fire IN DEFENSE OF JUN*
Jun: *completely unnerved by Sam's pathetic attempts at being manly, but gets wet anyway* *SQUEALS*
Sam: *shoots Ranma*
Ranma: *dodges pretty effortlessly*
Danny: *goes after Itsuki* *Squirt!*
Itsuki: *runs towards the trees, getting a bit wet but hiding*
Danny: *goes through the trees* Where are you~?
Ranma: *hops into a tallish looking tree and snipes Danny*
Itsuki: *is hiding behind a tree* *shoots at danny from behind*
Itsuki: ^_^ Nice job, Ranma.
Danny: kjshaksa Argh!! *tempted to do that* *Tries getting them both >|*
Ranma: *shielded by folliage from tree but is slightly splattered* Gonna have to do better than that.
Sam: *stands around in the middle of the park, plain in sight, waiting for something to happen*
Itsuki: *is used to avoiding, moves against the back of a tree*
Jun: *watches the fight with a content hum, cocking his gun*
Danny: *looks around for them* *goes invisible >]*
Itsuki: Huh. This might be a problem.
Ranma: ... Oh, not fair.
Sam: *starts counting all the things she can slap her boyfriend for*
Danny: *Appears behind Ranma* Ha!! *shoots*
Ranma: *ttly shot from behind*
Ranma: *has been womanized ):*
Itsuki: *hears the splatter, runs into the open field*
Danny: ....O_O
Sam: *shoots Itsuki from behind* *A LOT*
Danny: *staring un moving* ....
Jun: *RUNS TO RANMA* sdkjfhskjhfkuheflkkusef >:|||||||||| WHO DID THIS.
Itsuki: *is attacked* *falls on his back and shoots back*
Ranma: *shoots back and Danny and knocks him out of the tree*
Sam: *RUNS AWAAAAAAAAAAY*
Itsuki: *hears the noises* *ignores them and runs behind Sam*
Sam: *keeps running around everywhere and shooting Itsuki*
Jun: Ranma, your boobs. :'D *points at the wet fabric*
Danny: skldjlsjlasjlasjasdasfa DID I DO THAT!? o-o
Itsuki: *having a one-on-one fight with Sam...until they find the rest of the guys.* *Shoots Danny from behind*
Sam: *stops and stares* ....what.
Ranma: .. *awkward stare* So what?
Itsuki: ^_^ Oh my. I had forgotten the water was cold. *knows about Ranma because he likes to read the manga*
Sam: You're male. And you have BOOBS. THAT is what. MEN DO NOT BREASTFEED.
Danny: *gets shot* *Forgets Ranma and goes after Itsuki* *luls attention span*
Jun: It's wet and they're showing through, silly. =( The sun mades red see through~
Ranma: ?? *looks at Sam and shoots*
Itsuki: *while avoiding and getting shot by Danny* ^_^Oh, it's not that he has breasts. *shoots* He just turned into a girl.
Jun: :< Ranma-chan has no shame! <3 No wonder Kuno-chan is attracted to him so!
Sam: *gets shot and stares at Itsuki* ...sounds familiar. >D
Sam: DOESN'T IT SOUND FAMILIAR DANNY?
Ranma: *is pretty much shameless lol*
Danny: That's really wierd *still going after Itsuki*
Danny: ...SHUT UP SAM
Danny: >|
Sam: WELL IT'S TRUE.
Ranma: Innerteam conflict?
Danny: THEY WEREN'T BOOBS. THEY WERE PECKS
Sam: WELL, OBVIOUSLY BUTCH HARTMAN DOESN'T THINK SO.
Itsuki: It's an opening, Ranma-chan. ^_^ *shoots at both of them*
Ranma: *shoots at both of them as well* This is too easy.
Sam: Oh shi--*shoots back rabidly at Itsuki and Ranma and Danny*
Danny: .....*gets shot* sldjalsjaljs *RLY wants to overshadow someone now*
Sam: *BECAUSE SHE CAN*
Sam: *overshadow Jun, for god's sake*
Danny: *I'm kinda scared too. >>*
Sam: *of what?! It's not like you still have trouble figuring out how to not shoot ectoblasts from your butt.*
Danny: *skaklajklasjdkjksljal*
Sam: *>D*
Danny: *shoots Sam* >|
Sam: *throws boot at Danny*
Ranma: .. *shrugs and shoots Itsuki*
Itsuki: ^_^ *is shot* *shoots Ranma*
Ranma: *uses Jun as shield*
Danny: *is hit with boot* sdsajlaks *keeps it*
Sam: *shoots Danny while he's still off-guard*
Jun: Gah! ;;_____________;;
Danny: *shoots back*
Itsuki: *decides his clothes are too expensive to get them even wetter* *Hides behind the trees*
Sam: *runs off*
Sam: *because she runs ten times better than Danny does*
Ranma: *PURSUES ITSUKI LIKE PREDATOR*
Danny: *looks for someone to over shadow*
Itsuki: Ranma-chan! I thought we were on the same team? ^_^
Sam: *JUN DAMMIT*
Jun: *IS MORE ATTRACTICE THAN SAM AND PUTS GIRLS TO SHAME*
Ranma: The others are too busy with sexual frustration to fight back. *HUNTS DOWN*
Sam: *TRUE*
Sam: *except for the attractive part*
Danny: *gives up and overshadows Jun*
Itsuki: *makes evasive move he learned while fighting shinjins and shoots Ranma*
Sam: *runs to overshadowed!Jun and sprays him nonstop* HAHA. >D
Ranma: *is already chick anyway*
Danny: *feels kinda short now* >] *Shoots back* *goes after Ranma*
Jun: *doesn't mind getting wet* :'D <3 *shoots Sam back~*
Ranma: *hides behind a tree and attempts to sneak up behind Itsuki*
Sam: *bites Ju--no, just shoots back*
Itsuki: *hides, trying to avoid getting shot* Ranma, perhaps we should concentrate on the others?
Ranma: .. what others?
Danny: *as Jun* *sneaking after Ranma* *shoots*
Sam: *ninjas behind Ranma and shoots*
Ranma: *SOAKED FROM BEHIND ):*
Ranma: *turns to face Jun* OI WHAT'RE YOU DOING.
Itsuki: ^_^ Those others.
Danny: *hops out of jun's body* :]
Ranma: ......... *wtf face*
Sam: *sprays Itsuki while she's at it*
Itsuki: ^_^ Oh, my.
Ranma: .. *looks from Jun to Danny to Jun* o_o
Sam: Yousmiletoomuchfjkdaljfafjljflkfkjdla *sprays Itsuki again* D<
Danny: Ghost powers
Danny: *shoots Ranma again*
Sam: Standard with every malfuncitioning ghost portal.
Jun: ...? D:
Ranma: ... *shrug* I've seen weirder. *sprays Danny back*
Itsuki: *smiles while his face is dripping with water* Is that wrong? *shoots same, soaking her*
Danny: *keeps shooting Ranma*
Sam: *sort of blocks her face with her hand* YES IT'S WEIRD. D<
Itsuki: ^_^ How so? *runs from behind and shots her on the neck*
Sam: JKFDLSJFKS D< *starts shooting Itsuki in the face and bashing him with the gun itself*
Ranma: *attempts to shoot danny back but..* ...... no more bullets.
Jun: *tosses his gun at Ranma and watches it hit him in the head* :'DDDDDDDbb
Danny: *runs out too* Dammit.
Itsuki: *holds Sam's hands because he appreciates not being bruised* Ah, Manson-san, please calm down.
Sam: Aww, you don't know how to have fun. *pauses, then squirts Itsuki again anyway*
Danny: *stares as Jun clocks Ranma with the gun*
(04:08:25 p.m.): Itsuki: *puts some distance between them, and shoots. All the water runs out* Oh my. ^_^
Ranma: *hit with gun, then catches*
Ranma: .. *squirts Danny*
Danny: *throws his empty gun at Ranma >\*
Sam: HA. *points at Itsuki victoriously*
Ranma: *smacks gun back at with.. gun.*
Itsuki: ^_^ Congratulations, Manson-san.
Danny: *catches it* ... *looks for Sam*
Sam: *stares at Itsuki* *WTF?*
Sam: *turns to Danny* What are you doing? O.o
Ranma: *clueless look* Am I missing something.
Danny: *holds empty gun* Who won?
Sam: *holds an almost empty gun* I did, of course.
Ranma: *squirts Sam with still full gun Jun hardly used*
Ranma: I win.
Sam: *gets ready to pull her other boot off*
Ranma: *has faced bitchier girls than Sam*
Itsuki: ^_^ Well, how about we leave this as a draw?
Sam: *orly.*
Ranma: *yarly*
Sam: *like who.*
Danny: ...Draws are nice.
Ranma: *like Akane*
Sam: *like Spectra.*
Danny: ....
Jun: ... *doesn't know ESP*
Ranma: *doesn't either*
Sam: *nope!*
Itsuki: *is fairly amused* ^_^ How about we go grab some dinner?
Ranma: *silence*
Danny: Food is good. *_*
Sam: No meat.
Ranma: .. Change of clothes would be cool.
Jun: *squishes Ranma* OKAYYYYY~
Itsuki: ^_^ I'm sure we can find some vegetables for you.
Sam: Also, do you have anymore of that veggie sodas? Does it come in different flavors?
Ranma: kldamfklfmskl JUN STOP PLAYING WITH MY CHEST.
Itsuki: ^_^ I'm not sure, but we can look.
Danny: ...
Danny: *Phases all the water off of him*
Sam: OH AND NOT ME? D<
Ranma: *rings out water from bottom of shirt irritably*
Itsuki: *takes off wet shirt, to dry himself like normal humans do. And because he's a show off* Should we get back home, then? ^_^
Jun: CHe~ *pout*
Danny: *phases the water off Sam too* Sounds cool to me
Sam: Thank you.
Ranma: *doesn't like to be outdone* *mimics Itsuki*
Itsuki: ...Ranma-chan ^_^ I think you might be showing a bit too much.
Ranma: .. So don't look.
Sam: Do you know what a 'bra' is?
Danny: ....*sdjalsjdalksaljsa* *looks away*
Ranma: *finishes squeezing out shirt and puts back on* Yeah, so? Why would I wear one of those.
Itsuki: *trying to keep looking away.*
Sam: Because people with boobs need them. Including you.
Danny: So, Dinner? Can we go to it??
Ranma: .. I'm a dude. Why would I wear one JUST IN CASE I turned into a girl?
Sam: There ARE uncupped bras, you know. *doesn't care that she's shouting it out around a bunch of guys*
Itsuki: ^_^ Good idea!! *gets between Ranma and Sam, because he'd like to make it back alive*
[THEN EVERYBODY WENT BACK TO ITSUKI'S WHERE THEY ATE. STUFF WITH NO FACES ON IT. THE END]