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Dec 19, 2010 03:17

Would anyone care to train with me? I'll be at the battle dome for a while, and I'm open to new scenarios.

[Terra is there for a good portion of the morning, revisiting familiar sites from home, though occasionally she will switch to a different scenario, trying out places she visited with friends. She can also be found between bouts of training ( Read more... )

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mr_gazpacho December 19 2010, 08:53:21 UTC
[Rimmer has somehow inadvertently ended up in the Battle Dome, right in the middle of one of Terra's training sessions.]

[...Excuse him, he'll be over here cowering from whatever Terra is fighting.]

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esper_flight December 19 2010, 19:02:50 UTC
[Terra's a bit busy fighting undead to notice the presence of another right away. Distracted with her opponents, she's busy firing off Holy after Holy missile at them.]

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mr_gazpacho December 19 2010, 21:05:15 UTC
[Oh smeg oh smeg, SMEEEEEG there's too much exploding going on. Rimmer watches intently and tries to back away, nearly walking right into the path of the undead.]

Don't come any closer, miladdo!

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esper_flight December 19 2010, 21:19:48 UTC
Huh?

[Terra turns, surprised...and nearly gets knocked over by a zombie as a result.]

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mr_gazpacho December 20 2010, 07:48:53 UTC
WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A SMEGGING HORROR MOVIE! RUN!

[Because that's what people do when there are things attacking. You run.]

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esper_flight December 20 2010, 08:05:16 UTC
You don't need to--

[Terra stares at him, puzzled, then sends a Firaga spell to finish off the nearest zombies.]

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mr_gazpacho December 20 2010, 10:12:54 UTC
LOOK OUT! DUCK AND COVER!

[Busy cowering in fear for a moment until that fire clears.]

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esper_flight December 21 2010, 06:35:59 UTC
...from what?

[Terra glances around, but she's finished off the last of the zombies.]

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mr_gazpacho December 21 2010, 09:44:36 UTC
The- oh. Smeg, they're gone.

[Immediately straightens up and acts like he's been calm and collected the whole time.]

Good work. I imagine that's the last we've seen of those lifeforms.

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esper_flight December 21 2010, 18:34:09 UTC
Um...probably not. This is just the beginning of my training session.

[She pauses and looks him over.]

Who are you? How did you get here?

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mr_gazpacho December 22 2010, 03:17:17 UTC
[He does a Rimmer Salute, complete with the initial foot stomp and the ridiculous hand waving.]

Arnold J. Rimmer, captain of the ship Red Dwarf. I assume we must have crash landed or otherwise ended up in the wrong dimension. Happens all the time when you're a space adventurer.

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esper_flight December 22 2010, 19:05:46 UTC
Um...well, the part about changing dimensions is probably right. This is Luceti...and this place is the battle dome. I was just training.

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mr_gazpacho December 23 2010, 04:32:45 UTC
That was only for training?

[Looks properly horrified.]

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esper_flight December 23 2010, 05:03:18 UTC
Yes. They're holograms--not real. I wanted to be prepared, in case I was drafted to fight again.

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mr_gazpacho December 23 2010, 08:22:39 UTC
Holograms!? But- I'm a hologram! How does it have the capacity to sustain so many...

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esper_flight December 23 2010, 08:38:56 UTC
Um...I'm not sure, that's just what it does. I'm not a hologram, though.

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