stolen from keikoface
LADIES: Turned ON or OFF when a guy:
dresses in abercrombie/hollister stuff: off. go find yourself an abercrombie girl and have babies. i'm not one of them.
dresses like a thug: off. i'm already more apt to be pulled over; dont need your dress helping.
dresses like a surfer/ skater: off. i'm usually against all "sterotype" wear. do your own thing. think outside the box.
dresses in all black : like a techie? heh.on if it's sleek black. not goth black.
sings: on if it's good. but not all the time. (mitch!) sing to me when i'm about to fall asleep/i'm sad.
plays a musical instrument: on. extra points for guitar/piano/sax
bites your ear: on. nibble me, bite sometimes.
is shorter than you: off. that's REALLY hard to do though.
is taller than you: ON. don't me so tall i need to get on a chair though! i like when i hug and i fit under your chin...i dont want to be at your penis level when i'm standing.
has straight teeth: on. although slight problems add character. just nothing too gross.
grabs your ass: on. if it's in private. off in public. or if in public no one directly watching us and very quick.
Is tan: i never really notice. nothing unatural and we're cool.
has a 6pack or close to it: -. i'm not perfect, you dont need to be...but i LOVE the hip bone/shelf or whatever...that's hot hot.
wears braces: -. i had them. i would hope you got them when younger though and they're off by now.
has chapped lips: -. i get them. i'm put chapstick on and kiss you.
has green eyes/blue/brown: i dont really care exactly; i am a big fan of contrast though. so if you are say- pale with black hair different eyes are always nice. as long as they're expressive. look at me! i love eyes in general. green eyes with black hair is hot though....the contrast baby.
has a shaved head:off....how can i run my fingers through it.
wants to be a dad: on. just don't impregnate me for a while. and only want 2 max.
drinks: off.
smokes cigarettes: off.
smokes pot: off
has black hair: on.
has blonde hair: off.
has brown hair: cool. contrast again.
works out: ummm. i dont like super buff. i like toned or sleek. dont be more of a workout freak than me. just not a good combo. but dates like playing tennis or biking are cool.
smiles more than not: is it because of me :) happy guys are cool. just dont be fake.
has bigger feet than you: on.
has smaller feet than you: Off. that's pretty hard to do.
wears cologne: -. i like natural smelling stuff. so i dont want to be able to really smeel it unless we are very close together then it's like it's just for me and i feel special.
smiles when you walk in the room: :) ON.
wears makeup: lets not.
has long hair: depends. if it works, ON ON ON.
has short hair: completely depends.
has mohawk:off.
plays sports: depends. soccer is a good one. just dont be TOO involved and completely just all in there. and it comes before everything else.
a bad boy: depends. are you going to jail? probably a turn on but i might not follow through.
a good boy: define good.
has nice arms: ooooonnnnnn!!!! and let's wraaaastle. not too big. just sleek and toned.
has a job: -. if it means money, great. if it means NOOOO time for me, find another job. i need attention sometimes...
has any peircings: depends. one is ok if ear. maybe eyebrow if you can pool it off.
has tattoos: -. unless it's something sort of hidden and original.
boxers : off, actually. boxer briefs.
tighty whiteys: nah. boxer briefs...although briefs are amusing.
has a good personality: ON.
Has hair all over:off. i'm spoiled now.
calls you: ON. make me feel special.
calls you back when you hang up: OOOOOOOONNNN.
can talk to you on the phone:on. well i like when we have really good conversations that last for hours a couple of times a month. doesnt have to be every night.
is bisexual: ...nah.
understands love: on.
falls in love quickly: off.
stares into your eyes: on. especially if we're having a discussion or having sex.
is honest: ON.
compliments you: on. but must be very specific compliments. i like occasional blows me away compliments more than a kiss-ass.
is on time: on if it's something professional. i like people that aren't too uptight. but i also hate waiting. no more than 10 mins alte without a kick ass excuse.
calls when he says he's going to: ON.
walks over and kisses you for no reason: OOOOOOOONNNNNN. and i'll reward you.
wants to spend whatever time possible with you: off. i like my alone time and so shoud you. and lets not forget our other friends/family. but i like coming first. or being able to tell you WANT to be with me but are trying to take care of some responsibilites so when we are together it's super special.
cries: on when it's called for. or you try to just causally let be see slightly but still hide it.
gets jealous of your guy friends: off and on. i am a touchy person so dont get all out of shape. however, if you dont get jealous at all i feel a little unloved.
can't make a decision: meh. i like occasional awkward indecision, but i can't make decisions. so if i can't, then i need you to.
snowboards/skateboards/wakeboards/surfs: not really moving me either way. what a sucky last question though.
dresses in abercrombie/hollister stuff: off. go find yourself an abercrombie girl and have babies. i'm not one of them.
dresses like a thug: off. i'm already more apt to be pulled over; dont need your dress helping.
dresses like a surfer/ skater: off. i'm usually against all "sterotype" wear. do your own thing. think outside the box.
dresses in all black : like a techie? heh.on if it's sleek black. not goth black.
sings: on if it's good. but not all the time. (mitch!) sing to me when i'm about to fall asleep/i'm sad.
plays a musical instrument: on. extra points for guitar/piano/sax
bites your ear: on. nibble me, bite sometimes.
is shorter than you: off. that's REALLY hard to do though.
is taller than you: ON. don't me so tall i need to get on a chair though! i like when i hug and i fit under your chin...i dont want to be at your penis level when i'm standing.
has straight teeth: on. although slight problems add character. just nothing too gross.
grabs your ass: on. if it's in private. off in public. or if in public no one directly watching us and very quick.
Is tan: i never really notice. nothing unatural and we're cool.
has a 6pack or close to it: -. i'm not perfect, you dont need to be...but i LOVE the hip bone/shelf or whatever...that's hot hot.
wears braces: -. i had them. i would hope you got them when younger though and they're off by now.
has chapped lips: -. i get them. i'm put chapstick on and kiss you.
has green eyes/blue/brown: i dont really care exactly; i am a big fan of contrast though. so if you are say- pale with black hair different eyes are always nice. as long as they're expressive. look at me! i love eyes in general. green eyes with black hair is hot though....the contrast baby.
has a shaved head:off....how can i run my fingers through it.
wants to be a dad: on. just don't impregnate me for a while. and only want 2 max.
drinks: off.
smokes cigarettes: off.
smokes pot: off
has black hair: on.
has blonde hair: off.
has brown hair: cool. contrast again.
works out: ummm. i dont like super buff. i like toned or sleek. dont be more of a workout freak than me. just not a good combo. but dates like playing tennis or biking are cool.
smiles more than not: is it because of me :) happy guys are cool. just dont be fake.
has bigger feet than you: on.
has smaller feet than you: Off. that's pretty hard to do.
wears cologne: -. i like natural smelling stuff. so i dont want to be able to really smeel it unless we are very close together then it's like it's just for me and i feel special.
smiles when you walk in the room: :) ON.
wears makeup: lets not.
has long hair: depends. if it works, ON ON ON.
has short hair: completely depends.
has mohawk:off.
plays sports: depends. soccer is a good one. just dont be TOO involved and completely just all in there. and it comes before everything else.
a bad boy: depends. are you going to jail? probably a turn on but i might not follow through.
a good boy: define good.
has nice arms: ooooonnnnnn!!!! and let's wraaaastle. not too big. just sleek and toned.
has a job: -. if it means money, great. if it means NOOOO time for me, find another job. i need attention sometimes...
has any peircings: depends. one is ok if ear. maybe eyebrow if you can pool it off.
has tattoos: -. unless it's something sort of hidden and original.
boxers : off, actually. boxer briefs.
tighty whiteys: nah. boxer briefs...although briefs are amusing.
has a good personality: ON.
Has hair all over:off. i'm spoiled now.
calls you: ON. make me feel special.
calls you back when you hang up: OOOOOOOONNNN.
can talk to you on the phone:on. well i like when we have really good conversations that last for hours a couple of times a month. doesnt have to be every night.
is bisexual: ...nah.
understands love: on.
falls in love quickly: off.
stares into your eyes: on. especially if we're having a discussion or having sex.
is honest: ON.
compliments you: on. but must be very specific compliments. i like occasional blows me away compliments more than a kiss-ass.
is on time: on if it's something professional. i like people that aren't too uptight. but i also hate waiting. no more than 10 mins alte without a kick ass excuse.
calls when he says he's going to: ON.
walks over and kisses you for no reason: OOOOOOOONNNNNN. and i'll reward you.
wants to spend whatever time possible with you: off. i like my alone time and so shoud you. and lets not forget our other friends/family. but i like coming first. or being able to tell you WANT to be with me but are trying to take care of some responsibilites so when we are together it's super special.
cries: on when it's called for. or you try to just causally let be see slightly but still hide it.
gets jealous of your guy friends: off and on. i am a touchy person so dont get all out of shape. however, if you dont get jealous at all i feel a little unloved.
can't make a decision: meh. i like occasional awkward indecision, but i can't make decisions. so if i can't, then i need you to.
snowboards/skateboards/wakeboards/surfs: not really moving me either way. what a sucky last question though.