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Billy & Dave went up to Santa Cruz to get some used wetsuits they found on Craigslist. They went surfing in Capitola and when they got out a big scary biker approached them and got right to the point. He asked "So where do you go to get all the pussy around here!" And Billy and Dave were like Santa Cruz maybe? The biker had a teardrop tattoo and Billy said he was scary like He just got out of prison and didn't know how to act. "But I heard all the pussies there have hairy armpits," and Billy shrugged and was like I don't know okay I have my pussy at home, Dave was like ya me too.