Right. Another Mother's Day gone by with nary a word or token of remembrance, love, guilt, etc., from that wandering hobbitlad sometimes known as my son. Fine. *sets up another target and a highball*
Do you have a permit for that target? Is public drinking allowed in these parts? Is no one enforcing the rules here??? My wife is falling down on her job.
In that case...*peers around carefully*...may I join you?
Re: What is this?esmereldatookMay 12 2004, 17:40:10 UTC
First of all, this is a private target range, so I can drink shoot as much as I want. *hefts shotgun* Second, the first means you are trespassing, so technically I oughta.... *spies refreshments* welcome you properly! Hello neighbor, have a seat. I'll get some ice.
*knocks the cap off the beer* Aaahhhhh. Yes, an excellent method of recycling. *suspicious* What do you know about recycling? I would have thought you'd prefer to shatter the bottles by running over them in your Hummer.
*claps* I love this game! But the mun sucks at it, hah.
I know Scheiße about recycling. But the people of Caleefornia's eyes light up when I say that word. They all love me there. Heh heh heh.
Running over bottles is another one of my favorite games. Bad for tires, though. Luckily, I can lift up the end of my gas-guzzler and slap on a new wheel if one goes pop. I am THAT strong.
Where'd you learn to shoot? You're very good. For a woman.
In that case...*peers around carefully*...may I join you?
*drags over cart of refreshments*
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*fishes out a cold beer for himself, hands another one to Esmeralda*
Let's start with these. We can set them up as targets when they're empty. Nice way to recycle, yes?
*pulls out a twelve-gauge*
And now to have some fun. Go ahead. I know you'll be good at this. I can see it in your eyes.
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*claps* I love this game! But the mun sucks at it, hah.
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Running over bottles is another one of my favorite games. Bad for tires, though. Luckily, I can lift up the end of my gas-guzzler and slap on a new wheel if one goes pop. I am THAT strong.
Where'd you learn to shoot? You're very good. For a woman.
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Uh huh.
Oooh *ogles checks his bicep* not bad, not bad. What else could you lift? Could you lift that boulder? Or how about a Volkswagen? Or Samwise Gamgee?
My great grandmother taught me how to shoot, thankyouverymuch. *peers at target* You're not so bad, yourself. Where did you learn to shoot?
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