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[esmerelda]

i got drunk and met our neighbor, joe, last night. i was in rare form. i'm pretty sure i insulted everything under the sun.

and then i brought his friend adam home with me.

i have never had more horrible bruises all over my neck. it looks like i got strangled on one side.

i should never be allowed out of the house by myself. bad things can only happen.