Excellent. Contents of said haunting note need to be transcribed immediately! Ptown is very cute and fun, but for like two days max. Any longer and it overwhelms the senses, leading to insanity that is generally only discussed in the works of HP Lovecraft.
it's too bad cthulhu wasn't our inn-keepeskimowarAugust 12 2008, 16:20:15 UTC
i mean, nothing too bad, he was an alright dude, just like, a much older man hitting on a couple. we fled the scene before anything too dramatic (i fell into a hot tub and thought my skin would boil off my body...). we still maintain the possibility of a roofie-ing. his note's salutation was "hey boys"! UGH, but this one enormous drag queen in a muumuu and her face all air-brush tattooed tried to get our attention by calling US "queens"! when we didn't respond she said "oh it's okay, they're EUROTRASH!" i mean, what?!
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UGH, but this one enormous drag queen in a muumuu and her face all air-brush tattooed tried to get our attention by calling US "queens"! when we didn't respond she said "oh it's okay, they're EUROTRASH!" i mean, what?!
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A PTown drag queen kicked my ex-boyfriend in the ass, but he was wearing floral print pants at the time, so she was working on the side of justice.
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